ReadersDigestAustraliaNewZealand-April2018

he Great Tweet off:

April Fools’ Edition

It’s such a shame that it’s on only

onedayintheyearthatpeople

will be sceptical of the stuf they

see online. @JAMIETARABAY

AprilFools!Realityisaflimsy

mental construct you’ve projected

onto randomly shifting, uncaring

matter.Ican’tbelieveyoufellforit!

@DRESEDENCODAK

April Fools’ Day is actually brilliant

because it tricks people who

aren’t funny into thinking they are.

The ultimate prank.

@LATOYA FERGUSON

Twitter can’t seem to decide if it’s

for or against the great pranking

tradition of April 1.

Every April Fools’ Day

I play the same prank

and buy myself a gym

membership.

GOOD FOR THE GOOSE @JOHNNYMCNULTY

Oursonleftapairofhisdirty

football boots on the kitchen table

andhisdadcomplained,“Surelyhe’s

gotmoresense?Weeatofthattable.

It’s absolutely disgusting.”

Laterthatevening,Icamehome

with my shopping and there was my

husband, overhauling his gear box

on the middle of the kitchen table!

SUBMITTED BY STEPHANIE BRYN

TRAINING IN SARCASM
MysonandIwereplayingcatch
whenIdidacompletelyterrible
throwthatsailedoverhishead.
“Sorry,thatwasabadthrow,”
Isaid.
Heshotmeakindlookand
responded, “No, Daddy, that was
awonderfultoss.”
hen, taking two steps towards
the ball, he stopped, turned around
andcontinued,“Whenwesay
something nice, even when we
don’t mean it at all, that’s called
being polite, right?”
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