Laughter
THE BEST MEDICINE64 | March• 2018
DEAD MAN’S HAND
The guys are playing poker when
Fredloses$1500onasinglehand,
clutches his chest and drops dead.
Realising Fred’s wife needs to
know, Bob agrees to tell her.
“Bediscreet,”theguystellBob.
BobgoestoFred’shome.When
Fred’swifeanswersthedoor,hesays,
“Fredlost$1500playingpokerandis
afraid to come home.”
“Tellhimtodropdead!”sheyells.
Bob nods. “OK. I’ll tell him.”
SUBMITTED BY DONALD DAWSONPLAYING THE NUMBERS GAME
Awomanmeanttocallarecord
storebutdialledthewrongnumber
andgotaprivatehomeinstead.
“Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and
‘A L o v e S u p r e m e ’? ” s h e a s k e d.
“Well, no,” answered the puzzled
homeowner.“ButIhaveawifeand
11 ch i ld ren.”
“Isthatarecord?”thewoman
inquired.
“Idon’tthinkso,”thehomeowner
replied,“butit’sascloseasI
want to get.” Source: Reddit.com
STRAIGHT LINE
Apoliceofficerpullsoveramotoristforspeedingalongadeserted
highway.“Doyouknowhowfastyouweregoing?”heasks.
“Sorry officer,” says the driver. “I was trying to keep up with
traffic.”
“Thereisnotraffic,”saystheofficer.
“That’showfarbehind I am.”
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