Porsche Cayenne S
Sprovesthatthefastestisn’talwaysthebest
EANDERING, annoyed,
up a Cretan mountain
track scratches
microscopically at the
core of the third-generation Porsche
Cayenne’s athletic prowess. Especially
when what Porsche calls its “off-road”
section could be cheerfully traversed
in a Golf.
So the Cayenne S can raise its ride
height to 240mm, with its active rear
anti-roll bar pushing wheels down
into holes and its all-wheel steering
shrinking its turning circle. Some
domestic driveways will be worse.
A bit later, though, this very same
Cayenne S whips into a third-gear
left hander with a trace of all-wheel
drift, slips into understeer on the still-
wet patch of tarmac in the shaded
lee of an overhanging cliff face,
then re-gathers itself as quickly as it
de-gathered, punching effortlessly
ENGINE2894ccV6,DOHC,24v,twin-turbo/POWER324kW@5700-6600rpm/TORQUE550Nm@1800-5500rpm/WEIGHT2020kg/0-100KM/H4.9sec (claim)/PRICE$145,000 (est)
First Fang
New. Fast. Driven.
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byMICHAEL TAYLOR
with incessant dollops of new speed.
And there was a soaring road
crown and lumpy, broken edges that
the chunky Porsche just ignored,
swallowing up the suspension
equivalent of nails and broken glass
like they were sips of hot chocolate.
It all happened so swiftly, seamlessly
and elegantly that a casual observer
wouldn’t have noticed anything out of
the ordinary.
But something was clearly out of the
ordinary, because two tonnes of high-
rise luxury isn’t supposed to do that.
In history’s less ethical epochs, people
convinced elephants to tap dance, but
they didn’t tap dance well. And yet,
that’s the engineering equivalent of
what’s happened here.
For the driver, this sort of thing
is simple. Not quite effortless
and a sanitised step removed
from “engaging”, but it’s calm,
comforting, reassuring and composed
nonetheless.
For Porsche’s engineers, making
this happen was everything except
simple. Audi’s engineering team did a
lot of the heavy lifting, but Porsche’s
Dieselgate memories are fresh enough
to know Neckarsulm’s work is worth
checking forensically.
There are three stars to this show:
the sweetest V6 on the market, the
brilliant chassis dynamics and an
interior shorn of the button-fest that
dominated the bye-bye car.
While the base model is the most
improved player on the Cayenne
team and the Turbo’s power delivery
remains so brutal that it’s only ever a
twitched toe away from playing mini-
golf with a driver, the Cayenne S is by
far the best. (It’s also far from the best
seller, with the so-far-invisible Diesel
dominating the Cayenne scorecards).
Like
Chassis poise;
sweet power
delivery
STAR RATING
Dislike
Steering feel; still
very heavy; fixed
headrests
4.0
Its ride and handling
standout;capableof
comfortable cruising
and pothole masking
34 january 2018 motormag.com.au