Reader’s Digest Australia & New Zealand – May 2019

May• 2019 | 89

“It’smoreobservationalhumour,

actually,”I interrupted.“Idon’tdo

impressions.”

Thedentistcontinued,“...ofyour

teeth.” MICHAELBUZZELLI,COMEDIAN

SNAILMAIL

Acustomerwalkedintothepost

officewhereI workwantingtosend

a packagetoanotherpartofthe

country.

“Two-dayshippingwillcost

$12.95togetit therebyFriday,”my

colleagueBillytoldher.

Thecustomer,clearlylooking

tosavea fewbucks,said,“The

packagedoesn’thavetogetthere

tillSaturday.Isthereanywayto

makethathappen?”

Billynoddedagreeably.“Sure.

Youcanbringit backtomorrow.”

DAVIDCUTCHER

“You’re right. We should have built the castle first, THEN the moat.”

Nap time

I just want to be as tired at

bedtime as I am all day at work.

@envydatropic

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CARTOON: JON CARTER. ILLUSTRATIONS: GETTY IMAGES