BRAINY
JOKES
Why did
Beethoven
get rid of his
chickens?
Q:What did the
strand of DNA
say to the other
strand of DNA?
A photon is going
through airport security
when a customs officer
asks him if he has any
luggage. The photon
says “No I’m travellinglight.”
The shop assistant
says, “We don’t
serve time
travellers in here!”
A time traveller
walks into a milk bar.
A: All they could
say was “Bach
Bach, Bach...”
A: Do these
genes make me
look fat?