Give these
rainy okes a
few minutes
to sink into
our noggin’!
Have you heard
about the band
1023MB? They
haven’t had any
gigs yet!
If you jumped
off the bridge in
Paris you’d have
to be in Seine!
An ancient history
professor goes to
a tailor to get his
trousers mended. The
tailor asks “Euripides?”
The professor replies
“Yes Eumenides?”
I’d make another
chemistry joke
but all the good
ones Argon!
A plateau is
the highest
form of
flattery!