Mania - 01.04.2018

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PRIZE ALERT!


CRACK
UP!


Q: Why did the
banana go to the
doctor?

A: Because he
wasn’t peeling
well!

Q: What do you call
cheese that’s not
yours?

A: Nacho Cheese!

Q: What type of jam
can’t be eaten?
A:Atrafficjam!

Q: What has two
hands but no arms?
A:Aclock!

Q: Why did the
burglar take a
bath?
A: Because he
wantedaclean
getaway!

Q: Where do
cows like to
go on the
weekend?

A: To the


moo-vies!


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a photo for the
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St Leonards NSW 1590

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Q: What is the best
season to jump on a
trampoline?

A: Spring time!


RAD READER JOKE!


TRY NOT TO


BUST A GUT WITH
THESE HILARIOUS
JOKES!

Q: How did
the ocean say
goodbye?

A: He waved!


Zade, NSW

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