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Chance you will smudge it.THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
before you go
WHAT YOU ORDER OFF THE MENU
HAVING A SHOWER
YOUR BOSS CALLS YOU INTO HER OFFICE
LOOKING AT YOURSELF IN A PICTURE
AFTER YOU PUT ON NAIL POLISH
ONLINE SHOPPING
The healthy but
unappetising
option.What you
really
want.The same
thing you
always order.Whatever
your
friend gets.NOW:
I look so gross.NEVER ALWAYSIN THE FUTURE:
I was so hot back then.Nowhere
to go.Most important
day of your life.Hanging with
the girls.Washing yourself.
Making life-changing decisions.Find the
perfect thing.Have lots
of money.None in your size.Hungover with
a major skin
break-out.On a good
hair day.When you
have lots
of ideas.When your
outfit is on
point.6 GRAPHS that prove life is an emotional minefi eld
WORDS BY REBECCA SLOAN