COSMOPOLITAN June 2015 27
only in cosmo
“I tell everyone I’m vegan,
but I secretly eat hot dogs.”- Angelina, 25
GUY CONFESSION
“I was about to have a
girl over, but I hadn’t
washed my sheets in,
like, three months. So I
texted my roommate and
told him to spray Glade
all over my sheets.
Worked perfectly.”- Jack, 21
GUY
CONFESSION
“I was
rehearsing for
a dance while
wearing my
friend’s jeans,
not realising
the pants had
slid down my
bum! I was
showing major
plumber’s
crack.”- Taurean, 25
Worst dates
EVER!
Enjoy these readers’ doozies, and be glad this wasn’t you
“He told me that
he had stalked my
Instagram before
our first date, and
then proceeded to
inform me that my
sister was ‘so hot’.
Er... thanks?”- Julie, 25
“My friend and I were
going on a double date.
One guy arrived and said
his friend wasn’t coming- then asked how much
to get me and my mate to
a hotel.” – Maura, 20
“On my first date
with a guy I met
online, he said
we’d be having
three children- one every 18
months – and
not to worry
because he’ll
get me a nanny.
All this over
appetisers
and wine.” - Maria, 27
“He chose an
expensive bar,
and when the bill
came, only threw
down $20, which
barely even
covered the tip.
He looked at me
and said, ‘YOU
HAVE A BETTER
JOB, SO YOU’VE
GOT THE REST,
RIGHT?’”- Carmen, 25
“On our first ever
date, we were
pulled over and
the police officer
ARRESTED HIM.
And the guy then
had the nerve
to ask me to
bail him out.”- Tanya, 36
“He asked me if I’d
ever CONSIDERED
PLASTIC SURGERY
because I’d ‘look great
with a boob job’.”- Kim, 25
“He pulled out his phone and
started showing me all the other
girls on OkCupid he was talking to,
telling me that if we didn’t work
out, he needed a Plan B. Surprise:
we didn’t make it.” – Amanda, 24EDITED BY MARINA KHIDEKEL. COMPILED BY ANNA BRESLAW; HELIN JUNG. PHOTOGRAPHY BY NAOMI NISHI. GETTY IMAGES