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This is only a guide. To find the exact timing of your

Saturn Return, see a professional astrologer.

HOW TO WORK IT OUT

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SATURN RETURNS

You’ll have three Saturn Returns in your lifetime,

but it’s the fi rst one that’s the most di cult

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SATURN CAN CEMENT A RELATIONSHIP

OR BRING SOMEONE NEW INTO THE

PICTURE. KIND OF LIKE A REEEAALLLY

GOOD PERFUME.

BY THE TIME YOU’RE 30, SATURN’S TRANSITION CAN

BREAK PEOPLE UP BECAUSE SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS

EXPOSED AND THE REALITY OF WHAT THAT RELATIONSHIP

IS ALL ABOUT COMES TO THE SURFACE. >

Of course, when people

talk about quarter-life crises

it’s easy to just roll your eyes

and blame our privileged lives.

Because in the grand scheme

of things (poverty, IS, world

hunger) our struggle isn’t that

real. But alas, as my inbox

became flooded with more and

more tales of heartbreak, job

dissatisfaction and turmoil,

there was a connecting thread:

all these events had occurred

as thee women approached 30.

Astrologist Sarah Bartlett

explains, “Saturn Returns is a

test to see exactly where your

life will go from here.”

And that test generally

comes in the form of absolutely

everything falling apart, all

at once (HOORAY). Yes, it

all sounds very ominous but

apparently there’s good reason

for it: the role of Saturn is to

teach you hard lessons so you

can move forward in your life.

Not exactly what you want

to hear when you’ve just been

dumped, eh? It makes sense,

though, since your twenties

are the most formative time

in your life, when you’ll make

a lot of mistakes. But it’s those

mistakes (going back to that

guy for the third time; maybe

getting an STI and almost

certainly getting blind drunk

at your work Christmas party)

that have to happen, so that

you’ll come out the other side

with a new perspective. The

kind of perspective you’d want

to take with you into your

thirties (that doesn’t involve

flakey guys, unprotected sex

and a taste aversion to wine).

“A Saturn Return is

essentially a metaphorical

rebirth,” continues Bartlett.

Sure, it’s all majorly blah-

di-blah (metaphorical rebirth,

really?!) but regardless of

whether Saturn completing

its orbit around the sun is the

reason your boyfriend of six

years just told you marriage

actually isn’t his thing or why

your well-paid career has come

to an abrupt halt, what this

concept does do is open you

up to the possibility that often,

the unwanted change that is

occurring in your life brings

with it new opportunities.

There is something else

we can’t ignore: in some ways

it offers the kind of consolation

even your best friend can’t

provide. That consolation

being that this tumultuous

period will pass. Eventually.

So if you’re in your late

twenties and your world has

been tipped upside-down, take

comfort that it’s probably not

the plotting of a mastermind

out to ruin your life, but maybe

something far more intriguing

and universe-driven.

And if you’re still feeling

torn up, never underestimate

the power of cereal for dinner.

’Cos sometimes the struggle

really is real.

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SATURN & LOVE

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