Worst
dates
ever!
Enjoy these readers’
doozies, and be glad
it wasn’t you“We went on a blind
date, and while we were
talking, he forwarded
me an invite to his
upcoming party.
It specifically said ‘No
one from New Jersey
allowed!’ Except...
I’m from New Jersey –
and he knew that.”- BRITTANY, 29
“He left his retainer
in the restaurant.
The host said that it
probably got thrown
out, so he dove into
the dumpster. He
found it but was
pissed I didn’t help!”- DARBY, 21
“He showed up to
our date with bags full
of groceries. He then took
out the milk he’d bought
and asked the bartender to
store it in the fridge
behind the bar for him.
Who does that?”- EMILY, 27
DOUCHE-O-METER
confessi ons
JUST CLUELESS UM, NO CHEQUE, PLEASE! SO OFFENSIVEEPIC FAIL DERANGED“After dinner,
he peed in the parking
lot because he didn’t
want to go back inside
to use the bathroom.”- ABBY, 2 5
“Everything was
going well – until
we ran into his
girlfriend at the end
of our date. He was
my ride, so I had to
stand there and deal
with her friends’
evil glares while the
two of them had it
out.” – RAQUEL, 24“He awkwardly
kissed me, looked
down at his crotch
and said, ‘It’s not
just the pleats, I’m
very aroused right
now!’” – ALISON, 33“He took me to a
baseball game, and
while we were in the
stands he asked if he
could use my credit
card to pay his
electricity bill online.”- JENNY, 21
“On our first date,
he drove me to a house
that was for sale and told
me to ‘picture our future’.
He then told the agent his
‘fiancée’ wanted to
see the house.”^- DANIELLE, 20