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Do you ever have too many

drinks with your BFF and go,

“Duuuude, I’m legless!”

What are your thoughts on

the trouser variety? Cultural

appropriation, amiright?

Must be nice not having

to ever worry about

wedgies though?

Do you miss Steve Irwin too?

When you can’t get the job

done do you say, “Sorry

babe, I have a reptile

dysfunction”? BOOM.

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delaying, give it to me!

    











   



   





          



    

       





 

  

    



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