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Georgia: C, because if a guy
wants to lock lips with me (and
I want to as well) then I don’t
want to turn him off completely!
But a group date is definitely
not the time nor place.

You’re sprung kissing a gent,
by a gent you have yet to lock
lips with. You:
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G: Ha! I’m definitely going to
go B on that one. I don’t know
if I would call it “wicked ways”


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You’re at a cocktail party and
an argument has broken out
between the men. You:
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G: I’ll say B... Maybe not
literally throw myself in the
middle, but maybe try to calm
the situation by stepping in as

I don’t like fighting or drama.
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You’re on a date tucking into
a succulent filet mignon and,
what’s that? He says he loves
you?! You:
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G: Ooooh, it’s between B or C.
I think B, because just saying
“thank you” is a bit of a shut
down, but at least kissing him
is showing that I do like him
too... just maybe not ready for
the L word!

Tinder Fomo
As in, the feeling of needing
to swipe when you’re not
logged in – or even looking for
a boyfriend. Yep, once you find
that Prince Charming, the urge
to match doesn’t subside, oh
no, so you log straight into
your friend’s account to play
matchmaker. More addictive
than Pokémon Go; new leading
cause of carpal tunnel.

Eggplants
Taking sexting IRL, there’s
now such a thing as a vibrator
fashioned to look like the
famous phallic emoji. Tech-
love has oicially reached new
heights. Sure beats the rubber
duckies of novelty vibrators
past, but won’t somebody
please think of the children?

“Woke”
The latest in cultural awareness,
“woke” reflects how aware you
are of the world around you
when it comes to social afairs.
Not woke? You’re more of the
“I’m not sexist, but...” view. Too
woke? You probably mention
you have “so many gay friends”
in every conversation you have.
Woke just right? You probably
listen to podcasts.

Bullet journals
The newest organisation
trend on steroids. Basically,
a customised notebook
with specific bullet points for
everything from your daily to-do
list, to a spendings tracker and
reading list. But made ~pretty~
with colour coding and badly
drawn doodles. Plan your year,
or get sick of it in a week:
it’s totally bespoke and
trés functional.

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