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GUY CONFESSIONS

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EDITED BY EMILY C JOHNSON. PHOTOGRAPHY BY AARON RICHTER

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( ROSE, 20

“I went on a

trip with my

friend and her

brother. She

didn’t know

we had been

messing

around for

months. When

she fell asleep,

we got it on in

the bed right

next to her.”

 SOPHIA, 19

       



  





  

   

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  DANIELLE , 22

(^13) “AT MY VERY FIRST JOB INTERVIEW, I WAS SO
NERVOUS THAT I STARTED INVOLUNTARILY FARTING
EVERY THREE MINUTES. I WAS MORTIFIED, BUT SOMEHOW
I STILL MANAGED TO GET THE JOB.”JULIA,
“MyfriendkeptencouragingmetojoinTinder,andIfinally
did.Iwentondatewiththisguy,anditwentwell.Thenext
night,thefriendwhomademejoinalsohadadate.Turnsout,
we went out with the same guy.”EDWINE,
(^14) Guy confession: “I put a
rabbit filter on my crush and
addedittomySnapchatstory.
Didn’t know he followed me.”
 MOISES, 22
(^15) “IenteredaraffleI
desperately wanted. When
they called the winning
number, I screamed, ‘Yes!!!’
and raced to the stage to
collect my prize. I misheard
the number. A manager
escorted me off.” EDWIN R, 23
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“I got locked out of a
hotel room. I just sat in
the hallway for hours.
People thought I was
a creep.”KY,
8
CELEB CONFESSION:
“I was meeting with this
big casting director, and
I put chicken fillets in
mybrasothesweater
I was wearing looked a
little better. As soon as I
moved to shake her hand,
the fillet fell out of my
bra and onto the floor
between us. I had to
explain that it was just
my fake boob falling out
and stick it back into my
bra.” DANIELLA ALONSO,
ANIMAL KINGDOM
9
“My boyfriend was
taking me to meet his
mum for the first time.
We got to her place
insanely early, and she
was still at work, so we
got in the backseat and
startedtosneakina
quickie. She interrupted
us by knocking on the
car window.”KIARA,
10
“For a last-minute
business trip, I quickly
packed a carry-on bag
I hadn’t used in years.
At the airport, an older,
male security worker
pulled out one of my
vibrators that was still
in the bag. He clearly
didn’t know what it was
and called over another
guy. That dude realised
it was a vibrator after he
twisted it and turned
it on.”  KAITLYN, 27
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