Ta k e s o l a c e i n t h e f a c t t h a t n o tallfirst dates go badly
“We made a date for
him to come over, and he
brought along some movies
he thought we could watch.
Then he put on one of the
movies, and it was a tape
of football coverage...
of himself.”KAITLYN,“The condom broke on our
first date, so we had to get
the morning-after pill. He
was frantic. Once I got my
period, he stopped talking
to me.”JENYA,–CARA,–ERIKA,–ASHLEIGH,,
–KAYLA,DOUCHE-O-METER
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