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sex & relationships
Q. I’VE NEVER SWALLOWED – I’M TERRIFIED I’LL GAG, OR
WORSE. BUT A GUY I’VE STARTED SEEING KEEPS ASKING
ME TO DO IT. DOES IT TASTE AS BAD AS I SUSPECT IT DOES?
SHE SAYS People say it
depends on what the
guy eats. But I’ve made
my boyfriend eat three
bowls of strawberry
FroYo with Flake
topping, and never
once has it tasted
remotely similar. It’s
bland and salty. Try
not to shout: “Oh
no, that’s gross!”
or “I’m going to
vomit”. Remember
that thing about
men and their egos.
HE SAYS Two words:
Hawaiian pizza.
Apparently the
sweetness in pineapple
makes semen a lot more
palatable. On the flip
side a curry will do the
opposite, so tandoori
chicken should rule out
a blowjob for dessert.
SHE SAYS Off to the fresh
produce section then...
HE SAYS Also, what are
you afraid of? Judgey,
I know... but you sound
like someone who’d
never even try an oyster.
Assuming you’ve been
together a while, give it
a go... at least o
SHE SAYS Please note
that the guy is not
too keen on you kissing
him after you’ve
swallowed. Double
standards, anyone?
HE SAYS Well, if she
really swallowed it
wouldn’t be a problem.
But OK, I concede.
However, if all’s fair
in love and gore,
then there should
be reciprocal
smooching after
he’s gone down
to your sweet town.
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Raiseonelegup,andsupportit
by wrapping your hands around
your hamstring. This raises your hip
just a bit so you can add some
movement to aid in his stroking.
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Closed for business
If direct clitoral stimulation is too
much for you, try this tactic: lie back
on the bed with your guy lying
or kneeling in front of you. Close
your legs during oral, and have
him apply light pressure on your
pubic mound while he rubs his
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tongue on the area around the
clitoris. You might find that this
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our-back oral gives you even
control.Liedownattheedge
the bed, and have your guy
el onthefloorinfrontofyou.
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There’s something about oralin
chairthatimpliesaneed-you-rig
now hotness. Sit with your legs
spreadandyour guykneeling i
frontofyou.Thisonereallyputsh
in control, butfeelfreetosugge
the techniqueyou like best. Bon
optforaswivelchairsohecanturn
it left and right mid-action.
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