40 ^ Cosmopolitan ^ DECEMBER 2016
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“I had a huge crush
on this guy and I had
worked so hard to
get him to notice me.
Finally, he asked for
my number! I was so
nervous that I
dropped his phone
on the concrete, and
it cracked. I offered
to pay for it, but he
didn’t accept. We
never spoke again.”
—Dilki, 26
Guy COnfESSIOn
“I went for Sunday mass with
my mother and grandmother
after a night of heavy
drinking. I was feeling
nauseous during the service,
but I held it together...until
the last few minutes when I
knew I was going to vomit.
There were no bathrooms in
the church, so I vomited right
outside as people were
arriving for the next mass.
Definitely made my mother
and grandmother really
proud that day.”
—HaRin, 22
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