Elle Australia – June 2017

(Jacob Rumans) #1
˜ ǰ ŽŸŽ›¢‘’— ’œ ™Ž›–’ĴŽǯ ˜ž ŒŠ—
‘˜• ‘Ž –˜œ ›ŽŽ’— Œ˜—ŸŽ›œŠ’˜—
¢˜žȂŸŽ ŽŸŽ› ‘Š ’— ¢˜ž› •’Žǰ Ÿ’£DZ ȃŠ›•’—ǰ
œ’—ŒŽ  ŽȂ›Ž —˜ Œ˜––’ĴŽǰ Š— ¢˜ž ˜—Ȃ
 Š— ˜ ‹Žǰ Ȃ •’”Ž ˜ ŠŽǯȄ— ‘Ž— ¢˜ž
–Š¢ ™›˜ŒŽŽ ˜ Ž•• ‘’–  ‘Š ¢˜ž ›ŽŠ••¢
 Š—ȮŠœ ŽŽȃ‘˜–Ž •’ŽȄ  ’‘ ‘’– Š—
Š •Š œ›’™™’— ¢˜ž ȃ—Š”Ž ’— Š— ˜™Ž—ȬŠ’› ‘˜Ž• ›˜˜–
’— ›ŽŽŒŽȄǯ ŽŒŠžœŽǰ Œ˜–Ž ˜—ǰ ˜Žœ Š ˜˜Ȭ•˜˜”’—
Ž—’žœ ’‘Š£ž›ŽȬŒ˜•˜ž›Ž‘Š’›Š—Š’Š–˜—œž’—
‘Ž› Ž¢Ž‹›˜   ‘˜ ’œ œ˜•Ÿ’— ‘Ž ™›˜‹•Ž– ˜ •˜‹Š•
 Š›–’— ǻ •˜˜”Ž ¢˜ž ž™ǰ ‘˜—Ž¢ǷǼ ›ŽŠ••¢  Š— Š—
ž—ŠŸŽ—ž›˜žœ ž¢ ˜ Œ˜––’ ˜ ‘Ž›ǵ ‘Š Š‹˜ž
¢˜ž› —ŽŽ ˜› ™Šœœ’˜—ǵ ˜ž•—Ȃ ’ ‹Ž ‹ŽĴŽ› ˜ ”ŽŽ™
‘’– Š ‘˜–Ž Š— Š”Ž Š ›Š–‹ž—Œ’˜žœ •˜ŸŽ›ǵ ˜žȂ›Ž
œ’–™•¢Š‹›’‘ ˜–Š— ‘˜ǰ ‘Ž—œ‘Ž‘ŠœŽŸŽ›¢‘’—
œ‘Ž  Š—œǰ œ˜˜—  Š—œ œ˜–Ž‘’— Ž•œŽǯ—ž—’Ž ǵ
‘ŽȂœ œ’–™•¢ Š  ˜–Š—  ‘˜  ’•• ›ŽŒŽ’ŸŽ Š ™’•Ž ˜
Ž¡Šœ™Ž›ŠŽ •ŽĴŽ›œ ›˜– ›ŽŠŽ›œ ‹ŽŒŠžœŽȱœ‘ŽȱŠŸ’œŽȱ
¢˜ž˜Ž—“˜¢–˜›Ž‘Š—˜—ŽŒ‘Š™ǯ

THE SEARCH FOR MEANING
DEAR E JEAN, Ȃ– ŽŽ•’— •’”Ž Š— Š‹œ˜•žŽ•¢  ˜›‘•Žœœ
‘ž–Š—‹Ž’—ǯ—™Š™Ž›ǰ–¢•’Ž•˜˜”œšž’ŽŽœ’›Š‹•ŽDZ
ŘŜ ¢ŽŠ›œ ˜•ǰ Š ‘’‘Ȭ™Š¢’— ŒŠ›ŽŽ› Š Š Š–˜žœ
ŠŸŽ›’œ’— ŠŽ—Œ¢ǰ Š— Š™Š›–Ž— ’— Š Œ˜ŸŽŽ
—Ž’‘‹˜ž›‘˜˜ǯ ž ŽŽ• Žœ™Ž›ŠŽ•¢ ž—ž•ę••Žǯ
Œ˜–Ž ˜  ˜›” ŽŠŒ‘ Š¢ Š— ’—œŠ—•¢ ‹ŽŒ˜–Ž
‹˜›Žǯ ‘ŠŸŽ Ÿ’›žŠ••¢ —˜  ˜›” ˜ ˜ǰ Š— —˜
›Žœ™˜—œ’‹’•’¢ǯ ȂŸŽ Šœ”Ž –¢ –Š—ŠŽ› –ž•’™•Ž ’–Žœ
˜› Š •Š›Ž›  ˜›”•˜Šǰ ‹ž ˜ —˜ ŠŸŠ’•ǯ
Ž ’—˜›Žœ –Žǯ
¢–˜œ—˜Ž ˜›‘¢Š¢Ȭ˜ȬŠ¢ŠŒŒ˜–™•’œ‘–Ž—œŠ›Ž
›ŽŠ’— ‘Ž Ž—’›Ž ’—Ž›—Ž Š— ˜’— ˜ ‘Ž ¢–ǯ
Ȃ– œ˜–Ž’–Žœ ™Š›Š•¢œŽ  ’‘ ž’• ‹ŽŒŠžœŽ Ȃ– œ˜
 Ž•• ™Š’ ˜ ˜ —˜‘’—ǰ Š— œ˜ –Š—¢ ‘Š› ˜›”’—
™Ž˜™•Ž Š›Ž ›¢’— ˜ –Š”Ž Ž—œ –ŽŽǯ ŽŽ• ŽŸ˜’ ˜
™ž›™˜œŽŠ—’›ŽŒ’˜—ǯ˜–ŽŠ¢œ ŒŠ—‹Š›Ž•¢–˜’ŸŠŽȱ
–¢œŽ•˜Ž˜ž˜‹Žǯ‘Šœ‘˜ž• ˜ǵ


  • Dealing With My Misery
    DEALING, MY DUCKŽŸŽ› žĴŽ› ‘Ž  ˜›  ˜›”•˜Š ˜
    Š‹˜œœǯ  ›Š™œ’œœžŒ”Ž›Ȭ•’—Ž•ŽĴŽ›œŠ›˜ž—‘Ž‹›Š’—
    ˜ ‘˜ŽŸŽ›‘ŽŠ›œ’Š—œšžŠœ‘Žœ¢˜ž›žž›Žǯ žœŽ••
    ‘Š ™˜˜› ’—‹Šǰ ¢˜ž› –Š—ŠŽ›ǰ ȃ’Œ”’Žǰ ‘ŠŸŽ Š—
    ’ŽŠ ‘Š  ’•• ‹›’— ’— ǞŞŖǰŖŖŖ ˜ŸŽ› ‘Ž —Ž¡ ‘›ŽŽ
    šžŠ›Ž›œǯ˜¢˜ž‘ŠŸŽęŸŽ–’—žŽœ˜‘ŽŠ›–¢™’Œ‘ǵȄ
    ‘Ž™žœ¢˜ž˜ě–˜›Ž‘Š— ’ŒŽǰ‘Ž—™’Œ‘‘’œ‹˜œœǯ
    œžœ™ŽŒ‘Ž–Š—’œŽ’‘Ž›˜˜ž••˜›˜˜˜ŸŽ› ‘Ž•–Ž
     ’‘ȱ‘’œȱ˜ —ȱ ˜›”ȱ˜ȱœž™Ž›Ÿ’œŽȱŠ—¢˜—ŽȱŽ•œŽȂœȱ™›˜“ŽŒœǯȱ


˜ ‘Ž›ŽȂœ  ‘Š ˜ ˜DZ ¢˜ž›


Š¢œ Š ŽŠ ˜˜ Š›Ž ˜ŸŽ›ǯ
›˜– —˜  ˜—ǰ ¢˜žȂ•• ‹Ž
Œ›ŽŠ’— ˜ž› ˜› ꟎ ”’••Ž›
’ŽŠœ˜›¢˜ž›ŠŽ—Œ¢ǰŠ‹‹’—
 ’‘ Œ˜Ȭ ˜›”Ž›œ Š‹˜ž ‘Ž’›
™›˜“ŽŒœǰŽŒ˜›Š’—¢˜ž›Žœ”ǰ
•’œŽ—’—˜–žœ’ŒǰœŒ‘–˜˜£’—
‘ŽǰŸ’œ’’—–žœŽž–œ˜
‹Ž’—œ™’›Ž ’‘–˜›Ž’ŽŠœǰŽŒǯ‘Š¢˜ž’—Ȃ‘’—”
˜ ˜’— ‘ŽœŽ ‘’—œ ˜— ¢˜ž› ˜ — œ‘˜ œ –Ž ‘˜ 
ŸŽ›¢ ž—’—Ž›ŽœŽ ¢˜ž Š›Ž ’— ‘Ž ŠŸŽ›’œ’— Š–Ž
ǻ˜› ‘ŠŠž–Ȭž–ŠŽ—Œ¢¢˜žȂŸŽ•Š—Ž’—ǼǯŽȂŸŽ
Š•• Œ‘˜œŽ— ‘Ž  ›˜— “˜‹ Š œ˜–Ž ™˜’—ǯ ˜ —˜  –Š¢
Š•œ˜ ‹Ž ‘Ž ’–Ž ˜ ‹Ž’— ‘’—”’—ȱ˜ȱ—Ž ȱ™Š‘œȱŠ—ȱ
›Žœ‘™˜œœ’‹’•’’Žœǯ ˜˜ȱ•žŒ”Ƿȱ

BEDROOM FOLLIES
DEAR E JEAN, ‘ŠŸŽ Š— Š Žœ˜–Ž ›Ž•Š’˜—œ‘’™  ’‘
–¢ ŗŜȬ¢ŽŠ›Ȭ˜• Šž‘Ž›ǯ ‘ŽȂœ œ–Š›ǰ ž——¢ Š—
‹ŽŠž’ž•ǯ  Œ˜ž™•Ž ˜  ŽŽ”œ Š˜ǰ ‘Ž› ‹˜¢›’Ž— ˜ ŗŞ
–˜—‘œ‹›˜”Žž™ ’‘‘Ž›Š—œ‘Ž ŠœŽŸŠœŠŽǯ˜
•Ž ‘Ž› œŠ¢ ’— –¢ ›˜˜– ˜ Œ˜–˜› ‘Ž› Ȯ Š— —˜ 
œ‘Ž ˜—Ȃ•ŽŠŸŽǷ ȂŸŽŽ—•¢’—’ŒŠŽ’Ȃœ’–Ž˜›Žž›—
˜ ‘Ž› ˜ — ‹Ž›˜˜–ǰ ‹ž œ‘Ž “žœ œŠ¢œǰ ȃ˜™ŽǯȄ
˜ 
˜ Ž ‘Ž› ˜ž  ’‘˜ž ‘ž›’— ‘Ž› ŽŽ•’—œǵȱ›ȱ˜ȱ
Š••˜ ‘Ž›‘Ž’–Žœ‘Ž—ŽŽœ˜‘ŽŠ•ǵ


  • Mummy Wants Her Own Space
    MUMMY, YOU MAGNIFICENT WOMAN˜ž‘ŠŸŽ™Ž›˜›–Ž¢˜ž›
    –˜‘Ž›•¢ ž’Žœ –˜œ Š–’›Š‹•¢ǯ Ž ¢˜ž› Šž‘Ž›
    œŠ¢’—¢˜ž››˜˜–ǯ—¢˜žǵ˜ž–˜ŸŽȱ’—˜ȱ‘Ž›ȱ›˜˜–ȱ
    Š—Š‘Ž˜••˜ ’—’Ž–œDZ
    1.™˜œŽ›˜‘Ž›ŠŸ˜ž›’Ž‹Š—ǯ
    2.Ž•ŽŸ’œ’˜—ǯ
    3.œŠŒ”˜Œ•Šœœ’Œ–˜Ÿ’Žœǯ
    4.™’•Ž˜ELLEœǯ
    5.›Š¢˜Š‹Ž¢Žœ‘Š˜ œǯ
    6.‹˜ •˜‘˜ǰ‹žĴŽ›Ž™˜™Œ˜›—ǯ
    7.–’—’›’Žž••˜’ŒŽȬŒ›ŽŠ–ǯ
     ¢˜ž› Šž‘Ž› ‘Šœ—Ȃ –˜ŸŽ ‹ŠŒ”ȱ˜ȱ‘Ž›ȱ›˜˜–ȱ
    ŠŽ›ȱŘŖȱ–’—žŽœǰȱŠȱŠȱ”’ĴŽ—ǯ‰


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Whatdoyoudowhenafriendisauser?This
person’s car broke down and she tried to guilt me into
payingforatow.WhenIrefused,shethrewaragingtantrum.
Shealwaysliesandinventsillnesses
to get out of doing things. What’s the
break-up protocol with a friend?

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Nah, this is
notafriend.
This is a dingbat.
Wish her a happy life,
andbyignoringher
from now on, you
will prevent her
from destroying the
happiness of yours.

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