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My BFFs and I go squad deep in my roommate’s
convertible to pick up our friends who’ve
stayed the night with someone. We’ll clap and
cheer them on through a megaphone and say
funny but empowering things like ‘My girl put
in the work!’” —LEN K., 21I realized this
cute guy at the
bar was the
son of this cou-
ple who used
to babysit me.
I waited till
after we had
amazing sex
to tell him who
I was. All he
said was ‘OMG,
I changed your
diapers!’ A
lot of people
want to sleep
with their hot
babysitters,
but I lived
the dream.”
—ANNE U., 24SEX
THESE READERS SHUNNED THE
SHAME AND STRUTTED
OUT OF HOOKUPS WITH THEIR
HEADS HELD HIGH.WALKS
OF FAME!
EXTRA-HOT SLICE
“I spied a guy at a Halloween party who had dressed up
as a pizza slice. My roommate bet me that I couldn’t hook up
with him. I sidled up to him, and there was instant chemistry.
I won the bet and had sex with that man-slice—although
tugging off his enormous foam triangle was hilarious. The
walk home in my costume was worth it.” —ELENI K., 21SEX AT SEA
“On a spring-
break cruise,
I hooked up with
one of the guys on
the boat. We both
had roommates
in our suites, so
I suggested we get
down on the deck.
No one caught us,
but I’m sure that
passengers could
tell what I’d been
up to by the state
of my hair after-
ward. Hey, I have
no regrets. What
happens on the
boat stays on
the boat!”
—MARIE R., 22MR. MOM
“I had a crush on
this guy from high
school for years.
When we finally
reconnected,
I went to his place,
and we started
hooking up. Just
as it was getting
good, his mom
walked in. I
freaked! But he
calmed me down,
we finished, and...
fireworks! The sex
was just as deli-
cious as I’d imag-
ined. Afterward,
I did the ultimate
walk of fame right
past his mom.”
—MIRANDA W., 21CHANNEL
AMBER ROSE
IN FUNNY
OR DIE’S VIRAL
“WALK OF
NO SHAME”
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