bitch
it out!
TWEET OR ’G R A M
YOUR GRIPE AND
PHOTO ( H A S H TA G :
#BITCHITOUT)
OR E-MAIL INBOX@
COSMOPOLITAN
.COM (SUBJECT:
BITCH IT OUT).
“When your neighbor refuses to
take down their Christmas tree....
I’m no Grinch, but it’s 80 degrees
out.” —DAMILOLA L., VIA INBOX
F I R R E A L?
“Man clipping nails on train.
Can you not?!” —HANNAH R., @CREOLEBARBIE
T R I M AWAY “Thanks for the lettuce! #IsThisA
Joke #HaHa #LettuceForSeconds”
—JENNIFER H., @HARPERBLU111312
TAKE IT OR LEAF IT
SHOPPING
INFORMATION
COVER CREDITS
ERES, net-a-porter.com.
KISMET BY MILKA, neiman
marcus.com. BULGARI,
bulgari.com. MAYBELLINE
NEW YORK, drugstores.
COVER STAR QUICKIE
PAGE 24:ERES, net-a-porter
.com.
NOT YOUR AVERAGE
BEACH BABE
PAGE 112: MICHAEL MICHAEL
KORS, michaelkors.com.
EMILIO PUCCI, Emilio Pucci
boutiques. ADIDAS ORIGI-
NALS, adidas.com. KISMET
BY MILKA, neimanmarcus
.com. DAVID YURMAN, david
yurman.com. BULGARI,
bulgari.com.
PAGE 113: EMILIO PUCCI,
Emilio Pucci boutiques.
DKNY, dkny.com. MICHAEL
MICHAEL KORS, michaelkors
.com. CLAUDIA ODDI, moda
operandi.com.
PAGE 114:MUGLER, Neiman
Marcus. ALEXANDER WANG,
alexanderwang.com. SHAUN
LEANE, shuanleane.com.
PAGE 115: CHANEL, chanel
.com.
PAGE 117: SPORTMAX, Sport-
max, 450 W. Broadway,
NYC. CADAR, cadar.com.
MARC FISHER, marcfisher
footwear.com.
CONFIDENCE, NOW!
PAGE 120: DR. DENNIS GROSS,
sephora.com. ROC,
drugstores. FILLERINA,
fillerina.com. PAULA’S
CHOICE, paulaschoice.com.
PETER THOMAS ROTH,
sephora.com.
PAGE 121: SKINCEUTICALS,
skinceuticals.com.
IT COSMETICS, itcosmetics
.com. GLYTONE, glytone-usa
.com. ISDIN, isdin.com.
Unsure what my
upstairs neighbors
are doing,
but it sounds like
line dancing
with bricks tied
to their feet.
”
—LAURIE J.,
@LAURIEJANE13
I just want to
know how some
people crunch
all day on
food in their
cubicles. Can’t
you eat Jello
or someth i ng??
#CubeLife
#PetPeeve”
—AMY F., @MISSFELLENZ
CRAZY
SITUATION
WORKING YOUR
LAST NERVE?
VENT HERE!
170 _COSMOPOLITAN _JUNE 2017
I know there is no law against
it, but why the hell do people go
through self-checkout with
hundreds of worth??
#GrindsMyGears”
—JACKIE J., @XOJACKIEJONES