CELEB
CONFESSION“My dad and I went to
a music festival
together, and for some
reason, people kept
staring at me like I was
from outer space.
I eventually looked
down at my clothes and
realized that one of the
buttons on my blouse
had fallen off. My bra
was just out for all
to see. I smacked my
father’s arm and asked
why he didn’t tell me,
and he said he thought
that was just how
chicks wore their tops
these days!”
—ASHLEY N., 2728 _COSMOPOLITAN _JUNE 2017
“It was the first time I had sex with
this girl I was totally into, and I was on
top of her when I felt something drip-
ping out of my nose. I realized I was
getting a nosebleed, and it had landed
on her cheek. I was so embarrassed,
especially because I really liked her!
I had to stop our hookup and get her
some toilet paper to wipe my blood off
her face. Mortifying!”
—BRANDON A., 20, TSA OFFICER, MIAMI, FLCONFESSIONS
“I was at home
making out with my
boyfriend one night,
and things started
heating up. I made
my way down
for a BJ, and just as
my face was fully
in his crotch,
he ripped a huge
fart. Gross.”
—KATRINA A., 35G U Y
CONFESSION“At a bar one night,
I met a guy who
seemed cool except,
because I was a little
drunk, I gave him my
brother’s number by
mistake. My bro’s is
only one digit off from
mine, so it’s an easy
typo to make. The guy
from the bar spent the
next day sexting my
brother, and I never
told him why he was
getting sexts.”
—AMY Z., 27“I was about to get
a drug-screening
test for my nursing
program, and in
preparation,
I chugged three
bottles of water so
I’d be able to pee
when the time
came. Suddenly,
as I was sitting in
the waiting room,
I was overcome
with a desperate
urge to use the
bathroom. I ran to
the adjoining rest-
room but couldn’t
make it in time.
Several people saw
the pee seeping
through my jeans.
To make matters
worse, the dude in
charge of the exam
told me I still had
to give him a urine
sample and that I’d
better start drinking
more water. I will
forever be known
in my school as the
girl who couldn’t
hold it in.”
—ELIZABETH G., 22“I’m dating this guy, and
the first time he posted a
picture of the two of us on
his Instagram page, lots
of commenters who were
familiar with my romantic
history proceeded to
warn him that I’m a ‘man-
eater.’ They told him to
stay away and run for the
hills rather than keep dat-
ing me. I was mortified,
and I did whatever I could
to have the posts removed
so he wouldn’t see them.
I reported all the com-
ments as pornographic
and abusive...even though
not all of them were.”
—KELLY BROOK, TAKING STOCKBRANDON: ALLIE HOLLOWAY. ALL OTHERS: GETTY IMAGES.