JUNE 2017COSMOPOLITAN 29
“I was flying first
class for the
first time and was
sitting next to a hot
pilot, so we struck
up a conversation.
When our flight
attendant asked
what I wanted,
I was flustered and
answered ‘Cock.’
Both the pilot and
the flight attendant
just stared at me.
I turned red and
corrected myself,
saying I wanted
a Coke. But the
damage was done.
The pilot didn’t
talk to me for the
rest of the flight.”
—KAT R., 28“Sometimes, when I go out, I like to
assume an alter ego. I tell people that
my name is Lola and I’m a profes-
sional dancer. It’s just fun to be some-
one else for a night! But recently, I was
out to dinner with all these people
I’m close to, and a guy was waving at
me frantically, yelling, ‘Lola! Lola! So
great to see you!’ My friends were
completely confused why this dude
would think I was Lola. I had to con-
fess my secret identity.”
—LEXING Z., 32, GALLERIST, SHANGHAI, CHINA“I was shopping with
my girlfriend, and
we walked by an empty
fitting room. I made a
joke about hooking up
in there, and she
thought it was a great
idea. We went in and
had fast, hot sex.
To our surprise, no one
caught us or even
seemed to suspect
anything! We walked
out smiling at the
sales associates.”
—THOMAS C., 26G U Y
CONFESSIONG U Y
CONFESSION“After I’d broken up
with an ex, I logged
on to Amazon
and saw his sign-in
info still saved.
I snooped on his
recent orders and
saw that he had
gotten gifts for his
new GF...and had
changed his info
to her address!
I ordered lingerie
as well as books
about how to keep
your cheating a
secret, charged it
to his account, and
sent them to her.”
—ASHLEY H., 27“I asked out this
gorgeous girl, and
I couldn’t believe
she’d agreed to go.
I didn’t have time to
plan, so when we
walked by a movie
theater, I decided to take
her there. I randomly
picked a flick called
Friends Together. Turns
out, it was basically
porn. She thought I was
a creep. We never
went out again.”
—CHRIS B., 39LEXING: AARON RICHTER. ALL OTHERS: GETTY IMAGES. STORIES MAY HAVE BEEN EDITED FOR LENGTH, CONTENT, AND CLARITY.