Wheels Australia — June 2017

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He’s now at an age where his sponsors no longer push


him to do wilder and more extreme things. “If anything


they try to rein me back,” he admits. His daughter


Annika informs us that Horn lost 16kg on the Antarctic


crossing, despite consuming over 16,000 calories a day


on the ice cap. “Because he’s 50 now, he loses weight


faster. He can’t retain that muscle mass for so long,” she


says. He’s carrying a shoulder injury, sustained on the


crossing, that causes him to wince when winging stones


into the glacial meltwater below Mount Earnslaw.


“I broke the socket in my shoulder; the bit that


supports the ligaments. The sled jammed nose into the


snow while kite skiing so the kite just picked me up,


turned me round and slammed me into the ice a couple


of times. I couldn’t get to the quick release, so I had


to pull out a small knife and cut the lines to the front


of the canopy,” he says. It’s far from his only close call


on the ice. “I set fire to my tent once. I was changing


a gas bottle in the tent. The temperature outside had


risen suddenly by 20 degrees and I’d left the pilot light


on without noticing. Just a tiny half-flame. As soon as I


opened the new bottle, the vapour spread and ignited


and I lost everything. From that point I was in igloos.”


Then there are run-ins with wildlife. On the winter


trek to the North Pole he had an uncomfortably intimate


spooning experience with a polar bear. “I was asleep in


my tent and the bear climbed onto my sled and started


trying to tear it apart to get to the food,” he says. “It


rolled onto the tent at one point and I was pinned under


its belly. I said to Borge [Ousland, his trekking partner],


‘Get the flare gun. There’s a bear in my sled!’ He just
rolled over and said, ‘It’s not in my sled.’ And that was
it. We didn’t really get on; barely spoke two words a day
on that expedition. He was ice cold. Now we’re the best
of friends.”
Later that evening, we sit by the fire sampling some
of Horn’s polar trekking food. There’s the usual freeze-
dried boil-in-the-bag stodge as well as some fantastic
home-made creations, most of which are steeped in
olive oil. Honey and butter bites, packet soup loaded
with Pringles to form a salty slurry, porridge laden with
olive oil, white chocolate and almonds, it’s all calculated
with a fanatical attention to weight and nutritional
value. “Olive oil has twice the calories per kilo than
chocolate,” he says, “but there’s only so much you can
eat. On the ice I craved the feel of a juicy peach, and
fresh baked produce like a chocolate croissant. You can’t
bring any food that has the potential to damage your
teeth. Cleaning your teeth is tough because you have to
thaw the toothpaste. I pee in my tent. I shit in my tent.
When it’s minus 60°C outside I’m not motivated to get
out of the tent but you have to balance motivation and
discipline. That’s when discipline takes over.”
Like most professional sportspeople, Horn has a good
line in well-rehearsed motivational soundbites. “The will
to win must become bigger than the fear to lose” is one.
“The impossible only exists until we find a way to make
it possible” is another. Then there’s “We have 30,000
days in a lifetime. Live each one to the fullest.” I’m
keen to understand what motivates him; what’s beneath
the bonhomie and the platitudes. Persistent needling
eventually pierces the defences. Jabbing at the bonfire

I’M KEEN TO


UNDERSTAND WHAT


MOTIVATES HIM;


WHAT ’S B EN E ATH TH E


BONHOMIE AND THE


PLATITUDES

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