July⢠2018 | 65
thefriendreplied.âIâvebeaten him
three games out of ive.â
Source: unijokes.com
THESINGLELIFE
Iâvebeensingleforsuchalong
time now that when somebody
asksâWhoareyouwith?âIjust
automatically reply âVodafone.â
COMEDIAN MIRANDA HART
MOPPING UP
Igotintoaightonetimewitha
reallybigguyandhesaidâIâmgoing
to mop the loor with your face.â
IsaidâYouâllbesorry.â
HesaidâOhyeah?Why?â
IsaidâWellyouwonâtbeableto
get into the corners very well.â
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MUSICTOYOUREARS
LastnightIwenttoakaraokebarthat
didnât play any 1970s music. At irst
I was afraid.OhIwaspetriied.
COMEDIAN STEWART FRANCIS
âWrong court Mâlud.â
CARTOON: STEVE JONES
Q:Why did
the cat fall
into the well?
A:It couldnât
see that well.
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ALESSONLEARNT!
Abankrobberpullsoutagun
pointsitatthebanktellerandsays
âGivemeallthemoneyoryouâre
geography!â
he puzzled teller replies
âDonât you mean history?â
he robber says
âDonât change the subject!â
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BAD FOR BUSINESS
If she sells seashells by the seashore
thenIthinksheneeds a better
business model.
COMEDIAN HARRISON SLATER
GONE MISSING!
here was a story in the newspapers
recently about a family who left
their three year old in a corn maze
overnightbyaccident.
LikeallparentswheneverI
hearthesekindsofthingsitalways
give me... ideas. Seen online
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