Forbes India – August 4, 2017

You think you

can see

light at the

end of the

tunnel, but

it’s on ly

some bugger

with a torch

bringing you

more work.

—DaviD Brent

The brain is

a wonderful

organ; it starts

working the

moment you

get up in the

morning and

does not stop

until you get

into the office.

—roBert Frost

thoughts

What I don’t like

about office Christmas

parties is looking for

a job the next day.

—Phyllis Diller

His insomnia was so

bad, he couldn’t sleep

during office hours.

—arthur Baer

I like work; it

fascinates me.

I can sit and look

at it for hours.

—Jerome K Jerome

Phyllis Diller,

robert Fros, Woo

Dro

W
Wilson:

shutterstock.com;

henry

kissinger:

olivia

harris /

reuters;

groucho

marx:

reuters; Davi

D^

brent:

neil

hall /

reuters

When I give a man

an office, I watch him

carefully to see whether

he is swelling or growing.

on oFFices —WooDroW Wilson

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Science may never

come up with

a better office

communication

system than the

coffee break.

—earl Wilson

The longer I am out of office, the

more infallible i appear to myself.

—henry Kissinger

No man goes before

his time—unless the

boss leaves early.

—groucho marx

I always arrive

late at the office,

but I make up for

it by leaving early.

—charles lamB

No! I’m not ready,

this is still my first

cup of coffee!

—anthony

liccione

Office hours are

from 12 to 1 with an

hour off for lunch.

—george s

KauFman