In Touch Weekly — July 24, 2017

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72 IN TOUCH JULY 24, 2017

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JIMMY FALLON:

“A 125-pound mastiff named

Martha was just named the

world’s ugliest dog. You can

tell she’s ugly, cuz they

didn’t know which end to put

the medal around.”

CONAN O’BRIEN

“Burger King has just come

out with a Lucky Charms cereal

milkshake. It’s all part of their

new slogan, ‘When You’re Here,

You’re Probably High.’”

JIMMY FALLON:

“It’s the 10th anniversary

of the release of the fi rst

iPhone. It’s also the 10th

anniversary of someone

asking their bartender,

‘Um, can you charge

this for me?’”

ELIZA BAYNE:

“ Instagram displaying

ads from web pages

you’ve visited is like a

one-night stand showing

up at your work.”

SETH MEYERS:

“A British man who

previously set a record

for making the world’s

largest Rubik’s Cube

recently created what he

believes is the world’s

largest fi dget spinner.

And then he went home

and slept in the world’s

emptiest bed. ”

SETH MEYERS:

“President Trump

and his wife,

Melania, attended

the wedding of

Treasury Secretary

Steve Mnuchin.

When asked if she

cries at weddings,

Melania said, ‘Just

the one.’”