The New Yorker – May 13, 2019

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cotton—Bora Bora! Or, not Bora Bora.
I think it was St. Martin. One of them
saint islands. This is where they got the
cotton seeds to plant in America. Cot-
ton! Our ancestors! This keeps me
grounded!” His face had gone stoic and
his eyes looked meaningfully into mine.
“You know what that is, attached to
it?” he asked, indicating the piece of
paper. “That’s a food stamp.” The same
food stamp, he explained, that he had
stuck, like Yankee Doodle’s feather, onto
the beanie that he wore when he débuted
on “Def Comedy Jam,” initiating his
path to stardom.
He led me away from the office and
into a separate building on the prop-
erty, just across from an outdoor pool.
He wanted to watch as John, the fish
guy, continued his work. Most of the
pool house was occupied by a huge
aquarium. This is where Morgan keeps
his sharks. We sat on a little couch in a
viewing area, and had to crane our necks
to see the higher regions of the tank.
Caked up against the wide pane of glass
that we looked through were, here and
there, a few ripples of dark-green algae.
“Why is that there?” Morgan asked
John. Apparently, it had something to
do with the sun coming through the
doors of the building. John said he would
clean it off, but that it would inevitably

grow back. Anyway, it did no harm to
the sharks. They swam silently, carving
pathways around mounds of coral and
slowly waving seaweed.
“I want to try and go to Mecca to say
a prayer for the world,” Morgan said,
apropos of nothing in particular. “Look
where we’re at!” he added. “Somebody’s
gotta do it.”
I took him to be lamenting the gen-
eral state of things, and I tried to com-
miserate. “It’s pretty bad,” I said.
“No, it ain’t,” he said. “Stop lying.”
He didn’t think that the world seemed
to be in a rough state these days?
“No,” he said, looking genuinely ir-
ritated. “Are you here?”
“I am,” I said. “And that’s great, but—”
“Did you wake up this morning?”
I had.
“So you just said bad and great all in
one sentence, sir! How is it bad and
great?” His voice was rising. “Did you
wake up this morning?” he asked, ap-
parently unsatisfied with my earlier affir-
mation. Again, I said that I had.
“So He”—God, about whom Mor-
gan speaks often and easily, without ref-
erence to any particular creed, but with
total and obvious reverence and be-
lief—“spared your life. It’s a beautiful
place to be.” The world, that is; now I
wondered why, if everything was so beau-

tiful, he wanted to travel for so long to
say that prayer, but I couldn’t bring my-
self to ask and get scolded again. “With
all these broken dreams, and drudgery,
and shams”—he elongated “shams” into
an imprecatory, two-beat knife of a
word—“it’s still a wonderful place to be.
’Cause when you’re in that fucking box,
young man, you’re in that box. Enjoy it.
Stop looking at the fucking news.”
He went on, “If you just watched the
news, you’d be miserable.” My gloomy
outlook had reminded him of his sense
that, these days, comedians are overly
harried and audiences are too worried
about real-world troubles to mind the
deeper imperative to sit back and laugh.
“That was sacred ground on the stage,”
he said. “Now you gotta watch what
you say! It’s: freedom of speech, but
watch what you say. ”
The key to Morgan’s comedy, Peele
told me, is its “fabulous exploration of
all the shit you’re not supposed to say.”
A comedian with Morgan’s skill and feel
for an audience can generally find his
way toward jokes suited to the tastes of
any political attitude or moment in time.
In his most recent special, “Staying Alive,”
on Netflix, Morgan luxuriates in char-
acteristically silly images: a penis singing
Donna Summer, a new flavor of Ben &
Jerry’s called Titty Milk and Splenda.
When a woman in the audience cries
out, “I love you Tracy!” he says, “I love
you, too!” and then, seemingly as a reflex,
asks her to lift up her shirt. He also talks
about the crash as a point of division be-
tween his old life and a new one. “Be-
fore the accident, I could’ve sworn it was
three Kardashians—Kim, Khloe, and
Kourtney,” he says. “After I came out the
coma, it was six of them motherfuckers.
And one of them won the decathlon in
1976!” This joke, about his surprise at
Caitlyn Jenner’s gender transition, then
takes a turn. “Caitlyn is a hot MILF,” he
says. “I’d fuck the shit out of her.” When
he keeps going, getting into the scatology
of that imagined encounter, it almost—
almost—feels like a gesture of inclusion.
Not long before my visit, another
black comedian, Kevin Hart, had lost
his job as the host of the Oscars after
people dug up comments he had made
on Twitter which were full of gay slurs.
One of Hart’s old jokes, about his fear
that his son would be gay, had been
considered in a new light. I asked Mor-

gan what he thought of the incident.


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