Business_Spotlight_No_04_August__

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Getting ahead

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t is the first day of a big sa.!.e. at a London boutique. Thanks to lots of

advertising about the low prices, a long .Q..U..!ll1.e. forms in front of the

shop very early in the morning. Just before 8.30, the shop's opening

time, a small man starts pushing his way to the front. The shoppers

begin shouting angrily and throw him 10 the end of the queue. He tries

again, more determined this time. Even more people join in to stop hirn.

He is hit and kicked and thrown to the end of the queue wil h such force

that he falls down.

As he gels up, he says 10 the last person in the queue: " I've had enough!

If they hit me again, I won't open the shop!"

Success is simply a matter of luck.

Just ask anyone who has failed.

DILBERT

WE AGREEO ON AßOUT

FIFTY THINGS TOOAY.

ßUT YOU OIDNT TAKE

ANY NOTES.

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LETS SCHEDULE OUR

NEXT t'lEETING TO

REHASH ALL THE S TUFF

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TOOAY.

Humans work

until they're

siek to get

rieh, then pay

a fortune to

get weil again.

Riding Ihe bus

• If you're early, the bus is laie. If
  you're late, the bus was early.


• Jjgb..t a cigareUe and Ihe bus will
  arrive immediately.


• Two buses for Ihe same place will
  always J2.!.!ll..ln logelher.
  If you have no~. the bus driver
  won't have any, eilher.

change HJelllds] Wechselgeld

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