MAKING WAVES /// 5 THINGS
5
THINGS
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ILLUSTRATIONS: COLIN HAYES
Bikini
top
Uncle
Bob’s
toupee
Emergency
flare
FIVE THINGS
NOT TO USE
AS A SKIER’S
SIGNAL FLAG
MORE THAN 5
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