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5
THINGS
ILLUSTRATIONS: COLIN HAYES
If it’s drowning you’re after,
don’t torment yourself with
shallow water.
May there always
be work for your
hands to do.
May the
sun shine
warm
upon
your
face.
Seas the day and your shore
to be Dublin your fun!
Irish boat
puns are
O’Fennsive.
FIVE IRISH
EXPRESSIONS
THAT WORK
FOR BOATING
MORE THAN 5
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