KNOW YOUR ENEMY
Are you an Alpha Grammarian? Do you like to stand around at parties,
correcting people as they speak? Do you pore over newspaper articles and
advertisements, circling dangling modifiers? Do you get into heated arguments
over whether or not to use the Oxford comma? If you’ve answered yes to any of
these questions, then this section may be old news for you.
This is a normal, accepted thing in college. It is the only reason I go out.
—Samantha