Equivocal: ambiguous, difficult to interpret; often unnecessarily wordy.
Example: Upon second thought, I have come to the conclusion that I am ready to
confess that I am not yet willing to admit that I won’t be confessing to the crimes
in question.
Facetious: reacting to a situation with (often inappropriate) humor. Example:
Remember when that guy fell and broke his arm and shattered three ribs? I