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WHITE CHAMBER
Escape from your very own chamber
of horrors
White Chamber imitates your
cube-farm existence by plac-
ing you in a room that you must
escape. By searching the room
and clicking objects, you collect
items you use to solve various
puzzles. Once you make your
escape, check out the two previ-
ous chapters of the game, Crimson
Room and Viridian Room.
http://tinyurl.com/ryqv6
VIRTUAL POLICE:
THE GENOME
WAR
Yippee ki yay, ready to play John
McClane while on your lunch break?
It’s truly amazing that what was state
of the art in coin ops in 1994 can be
played in a fl ash player today. Sure,
Virtual Police isn’t as graphically intense
(if you can still call it that) as Sega’s
coin-op hit Virtua Cop, but the game
captures the fl avor and feel of the origi-
nal in the same way a graphic novel can
capture a feature fi lm. It’s somehow the
same yet different.
http://tinyurl.com/23t2am
TAROT CARD
READER
It’s like having a grizzled gypsy
at your beck and call
For centuries answer seekers
have turned to tarot cards for
mystical insight. And why not?
Looking for direction in the
cards’ symbol-laden imagery is
no more outlandish than con-
sulting a horoscope or hiring a
life coach. Tarot Card Reader
marries that ancient art with
the ease and immediacy of the
digital age. When confu-
sion over life’s big or little
issues hits you, turn to the
old, wise woman that is the
web. Once in the browser-
based Tarot Card Reader,
choose the Romance,
Career, or Friends category;
type in your pressing ques-
tion; and then carefully
select the three cards that
will spell your fate. You will
have fun mulling over the
cards’ meaning, and you
just might come to count
on their wisdom.
http://tinyurl.com/yv96qr http://tinyurl.com/yv96qr
PUZZLE
12
TERRIFIC
TIME-WASTERS
ADVICE
PUZZLE
UNIQUE IQ TESTS
Goose your gray matter
There’s nothing like the
daily grind to make you
feel bored and burned out.
And, really, after years of
tedium you probably are a
little brain dead. To know
for sure, launch Unique
IQ Tests. This collection
of timed puzzles will test
your mental acuity and then
spit out a score that neatly
sums up your intelligence.
http://tinyurl.com/2979er
SHOOTER
For a full list of games, go to http://www.maximumpc.com/timewasters
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