USUAL SUSPECTS
imagine your
voice on
other planets
ACOUSTICIANS SOMETIMES
speculate about how conversations might
carry on alien worlds. Of course, you’d have
no time to chat if you stood in the open air on
Mars: Your blood would boil you to death in
seconds. But what about those final screams?
No matter where you are, your voice is a
product of how swiftly pressure waves move
through your larynx and the frequency at
which your vocal cords vibrate. But when
shouted into different gases of varying
densities, the same noises take on new forms.
Here’s how a few extraterrestrial atmo-
spheres could change your tune.
Saturn
Jupiter
Uranus
Earth: Human vocal
cords quiver at fre-
quencies adapted to a
Goldilocks atmosphere—
not especially dense or
light. Our air’s plenti-
ful nitrogen and scant
carbon- dioxide molecules
don’t absorb many vi-
brations, so sound also
happens to carry well.
Mars:You’d struggle to be
heard on the Red Planet:
Its atmosphere is 95 per-
cent carbon dioxide— the
molecular bonds of which
absorb vibrations ex-
tremely well— so even
speakers blasting at full
volume would barely be
audible 30 feet away. The
chilly air’s chemistry also
makes audio move slug-
gishly, slowing down your
croons to a husky bass.
Other worlds: The rest
of the rocky bodies orbit-
ing our sun are virtually
silent, as is the case in
open space. There isn’t
enough gas in their thin
or nonexistent atmo-
spheres to carry sound
waves at all. A few locales
might manage to pro-
ject the ruckus of, say, a
sci-fi movie explosion, but
squeaks on the scale of a
human voice would falter.
Venus:These thick, chow-
derlike climes would drop
your pitch about half
an octave because the
heaviness slows your vo-
cal folds’ wiggling. At the
same time, though, waves
move quickly through the
fog, simultaneously giv-
ing you a sort of squawky
quality—sometimes com-
pared to Donald Duck.
Titan:Saturn’s moon is
the most Earth- like world
we’ve studied, but its gas
mix is about 50 percent
denser than ours. Thick,
cold air would slow the
tremor of vocal cords and
the speed of sound itself,
deepening your voice and
giving it a rasp. The sultry
tones would travel far
thanks to abundant nitro-
gen gas, which doesn’t do
much dampening.
16 WINTER 2019 • POPSCI.COM by Sara Chodosh / illustration by Giacomo Gambineri
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