2020-01-01_PC_Gamer_(US_Edition

RATZ INSTAGIB 2.0

ratzinstagib.com

In the tradition of Unreal

Tournament’s instagib mutator,

everyone’s got a one-hit-kill gun, and

is encouraged to hop around like the

floor’s lava. Hardly anyone plays Ratz

anymore, because most people are

uncultured bores. Please come shoot

at me so I can stop playing bots.

BUNNY HOP

THE HUNTER:

CALL OF THE WILD

callofthewild.thehunter.com

A family of deer used to munch on

grass near my house, eyeing me

suspiciously. I loved them. Their tails

were so cute. And those big eyes! I

never want to shoot a deer or a rabbit

or anything else, so I cannot explain

why I enjoy punching holes in them

in The Hunter: Call of the Wild.

DROP A BUNNY

RAINBOW SIX SIEGE

rainbow6.ubisoft.com

Siege is like Home Alone, except

there are five Kevin McCallisters, and

they all have guns. It’s all about

hijinks, like the time a spectating

teammate shouted “left!” at me, and

I turned left, unloaded into my only

living teammate’s back, and then got

tangled up in barbed wire. Exactly

like in Home Alone.

ROCKET LEAGUE

rocketleague.com

Rocket League is no longer a

‘game’ to me. It’s a ritual, a

performance, a part of life. I don’t

play it for ‘fun’. What a vulgar

thought. I’ve spent 1,000 hours

tracing circles in the grass, flying,

yelling, transcending my limitations.

Rocket League is about cars who

play hockey and soccer.

HIT THE BALL

PROJECT

WINTER

projectwinter.co

I once let two survivors freeze to

death in a blizzard because I was

convinced they were the traitors.

They were not the traitors. The

traitors were the friends standing

next to me saying things like, “I think

those guys are the traitors.” I’m very

clever and smart.

BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS

THE YAWHG

theyawhg.com

The Yawhg only has local

multiplayer, but I played it with

friends by streaming through

Discord. There’s no delay, so they

could easily tell me what choices they

wanted their characters to make.

Note that most choices lead to a life

of loneliness and misery, which, to be

honest, is just like real life.

GOLF WITH

YOUR FRIENDS

blacklightinteractive.com

It’s janky. It’s fun. It’s golf, and you

can do it with your friends. Get a big

group together in Discord (up to 12

players), find some Steam Workshop

maps, and have a stupid time,

guaranteed. So grab your worst

jumper and put a hat on your golf

ball. Don’t ask questions.

WHAT IT SAYS

SESSION

crea-turestudios.com

Unless you’re any good at its

two-stick control system, you’ll be

nothing like Tony Hawk in this

skateboarding sim. I’m not. I coast

gently into picnic tables I’m trying to

grind, and then flop all over them. Or

try to do a kickflip and dislocate my

thumbs. So it’s like me trying to

skateboard, but in a game.

GRIND THE WORLD

MUST

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by Tyler Wilde

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TYLER
WILDE
I hang out in Discord
and play games with
people. Sometimes I
garden. The garden
doesn’t play any
games with me.
Maybe my tomatoes
would get more water
if they’d play Siege
with me, but all they
do is provide
nourishment.
Ridiculous.