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f Boris Johnson wins a majority
in parliament in December’s
election, as most bookmakers
expect, Britain should finally
leave the EU this winter. We
now know there are no benefits to
Brexit, but enough Remainer MPs
have been convinced by their
consciences (or by abuse and death
threats) that they need to deliver
on the 2016 referendum result.
On October 22, the Commons
narrowly voted for the second
reading of Johnson’s withdrawal
agreement. That small majority
should hold if he gets another shot
at pushing the bill through.
Actual Brexit is meant to be the
beginning of the UK’s heroic solo
journey. But in fact it will probably
prove to be the end. That’s because
Johnson will then struggle to
negotiate a trade deal with the EU
that can pass the Commons.
Next year, when Brexiter trade
fantasies crash into reality, expect
a new scenario to emerge: Brino
(Brexit in name only) for now.
Brino entails the UK leaving the EU
but staying in the single market and
customs union, and paying into the
European budget, until it can devise
a beneficial Brexit. Since there isn’t
one, Brino could stick for years.
The UK’s plan for the trade talks
is to peel countries off the EU’s
common negotiating position.
That’s why it’s adding staff to
embassies around Europe. In
certain capitals, British diplomats
are taking local officials to lunch
and suggesting ad hoc fallback
arrangements for bilateral trade in
case the UK-EU trade talks fail.
“Is that allowed?” the local
official might ask. And the Brit
will answer, perhaps not entirely
accurately: “Don’t worry, member
state X is discussing the same
arrangement with us.”
Bilateral arrangements aren’t
allowed. The EU’s rules are clear:
Brussels, not individual member
states, handles trade. If there’s one
thing the EU27 agree on, it’s the
need to preserve the single market.
So they won’t let the UK access bits
of it without following EU rules.
Johnson wants to diverge from
these rules to turn Britain into a
low-tax, low-cost, low-regulation
global exporter. However, this is a
doomed fantasy. First, if he tries it,
he can forget about selling into the
single market. And where is Britain
going to export all that stuff to, if
not to the EU? The US won’t offer
a trade deal unlessMPs agree to
open the National Health Service
and food markets to US companies.
Second, the UK will never be
cheap enough to compete on price
with (say) China or Vietnam.
Third, manufacturing is
somewhere around 10 per cent of
British GDP, not enough to sustain
an economic model.
In short, leaving Europe’s single
market will cause pain. However,
most voters won’t accept pain.
It’s not what they were promised.
Johnson is currently assuring them
that passing his withdrawal
agreement will “get Brexit done”.
They will be aghast when the whole
drama segues straight into trade.
Moreover, once Brexit happens,
almost all opposition MPs, many
Tories, plus business will push for
something softer, more Brinoesque.
When his whizzo trade deal
proves elusive, Johnson might try
crashing out of the EU, but
parliament has shown it will stop
kamikaze Brexits. Anyway, no-deal
would be just a phase. Within
weeks, the UK would need to ask
Brussels for a relationship again.
So no-deal could lead to Brino.
The withdrawal agreement
foresees a transition period until
December 2020, during which time
the UK stays in the single market
and customs union. The agreement
allows the transition to be extended
just once, for up to two years. But
when that period ends, the UK still
won’t want to jump off the cliff.
The easiest way out for the EU
wouldbe to reword the withdrawal
agreement, extend the transition
again and, if necessary, again. After
all, Brino suits Brussels: the UK
keeps paying into its budget, and
nobody’s trade suffers.
For Britain, Brino is a pointless
act of self-harm. It would mean
following EU rules but without a
seat at the table. That’s acceptable
for a small country such as Norway,
which is used to rule-taking, but
the UK has always had a seat at
every table. So Brinoprobably
wouldn’t last for ever. Yet for now,
it’s the most workable scenario.
Brino would allow Johnson to
boast that he had “got Brexit done”
painlessly. Most voters could live
with it too: they switched off the
detail years ago. Google searches
in the UK for Manchester United
Football Club have exceeded
searches for “Brexit” almost
continuously since the referendum.
And when voters were polled
about their opinions of Johnson’s
withdrawal agreement, about a
third admitted they didn’t know.
After Brino, hardcore Leavers
could get on with designing their
fantasy departure. Occasionally
they would put their proposals to
parliament, but these would always
be rejected because of all the
problems that we now know about.
Only a few Brexit bores would pay
attention. Meanwhile, Remainers
could fight on as Rejoiners. Since
Brino would scarcely change the
UK’s relationship with the EU,
Britain could return relatively
easily in a few years, admittedly
without its current opt-outs.
Britons in 2016 were promised a
Brexit with no hard choices. Brino
is the closest thing to it.
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More columns at ft.com/kuper
Why ‘Brino’ is
the new Brexit
Simon Kuper
Opening shot
Brino would allow
Johnson to boast that he
‘got Brexit done’. Most
voters could live with it
Fever pitch on the Potomac
A singular event took place in
Washington last Friday. A
baseball game was played.
Those who know anything
about fields of dreams also
know that the only baseball
games played in late October
are in the World Series. It
follows, therefore, that a team
representing the nation’s
capital was playing in it for all
the marbles, which last
happened in 1933, when FDR
threw out the ceremonial
opening pitch. And, most to the
point, the Nationals, aka the
Nats, are my home team, much
as on Saturday a rugby side will
become all England’s team.
I’ve never really had one
before. I did briefly in San
Francisco in the mid-1960s,
where I learnt the game having
discovered I couldn’t play it:
weak arm (I was a slow left-
arm spin bowler), no power
(my cuts and glances are foul
balls) and no instincts. But my
teachers at windy old
Candlestick Park were Mays,
Marichal and McCovey, which
is like having three Nobel
Laureates instruct you in
physics, and they did their job
well. I get the game.
But wherever welater lived
— Washington and London
three times each, New York
and Tokyo — I never got
attached to a team, either
because baseball wasn’t on
hand locally or because of
competing attractions (Knicks
basketball in New York and
sumo in Japan, though high
school baseball, a televised
national addiction, was
beguiling). I followed it avidly
over the years, but more the
players I liked — Fernando
Valenzuela of the LA
Dodgers, Mike Mussina of
the Orioles and Yankees,
two pitchers who won in
subtle ways. So when
the Montreal Expos
relocated to DC to
become the Nats in
2005, hopes soared.
They weren’t very good,
but in 2008 they got a
new ballpark and I
signed up for a share of a
season ticket.
Unlike NewYork, Boston
andChicago, Washington has
not historically been a great
professional sports town. The
football Redskins last won
anything in the Reagan-Bush
restaurant empire that has
done much to bury the city’s
reputation for stodgy dining.
More than that, he is a
considerable humanitarian. He
charged off to Puerto Rico after
Hurricane Maria nd ended upa
feeding more people than the
federal government. And
Washingtonians loved his
tangling with Trump — who,
never forget, got just 4 per cent
of the DC vote in 2016 — over
his perceived racism towards
Hispanic people. The Sunday
night baseball game revealed
where the city’s sentiment lay.
The chef got to throw out the
opening pitch and was cheered
lustily, while the president, in a
luxury box, was greeted with a
round of raspberries
andshoutsof“lockhimup!”
I do concede hat the Worldt
Series of baseball is not
necessarily a global event (it is
named after a ewspapern
sponsor, the New York World)
and that another world cup, of
rugby, is taking place far away
in Japan — though that is
barely a footnote in the US
media. I havefaintrecollections
of Japan nearly beating Wales
30-odd years ago, thanks to a
brilliant fly half named
Matsuo. But I have clearer
memories of being stuck
between floors in a hotel
elevator with Sadaharu Oh, the
Babe Ruth of Japanesebaseball,
as he demonstrated the right
way to swing a bat with a
rolled-up newspaper. I am
impressed that a baseball- and
sumo-loving country should
have taken rugby so much to
heart and play it so well.
So I understand English
hearts are beating for the
national side on Saturday, but
you need to understand my
heart has been beating just as
strongly for my Nationals side.
No, my Nats did not win last
Friday’s game, nor the next
two at home. Butthey wonall
four in Houston against the
mighty Astros, with a dramatic
come-from-behind rally on
Wednesday in theseventh
game. So at least I have a home
team that is champion of the
world, or whatever. I expect
José André will give them free
meals for as long as they want.
Jurek Martin is a former FT
Washington bureau chief
WASHINGTON
DIARY
J U R E K
M A RT I N
20 years, begun under Mayor
Tony Williams, has
transformed its appearance. It
is cleaner, safer and younger
than it was. Yesterday’s no-go
partsnow throb with nightlife.
Countless condominiums have
risen from the ruined hulks of
the riots of the 1960s. That is
particularly true of the area
around Nationals stadium in
the south-east quadrant,
previously home to derelict
warehouses and the drug
trade. Even the decrepit
Anacostia waterfrontnow
boasts a iver walk.r
So perhaps the time was ripe
for the city to get behind
something good. It did when
the Capitals won the Stanley
Cup in 2018. The team’s star,
Alex Ovechkin, became the
most popular Russian in town
— until Donald Trump became
enamoured with Vladimir
Putin. But ice hockey, an
import from the frozen north,
has sometimes seemed a
strange fit in steamy, humid
Washington, whereas baseball,
for all its interrupted and
unsuccessful history here
(“first in war, first in peace and
last in the American League,”
as the oldadage went) was
being replanted in potentially
fertile domestic soil.
Another good thing for the
city to get behind was José
Andrés. He is the Spanish-born
chef, now a naturalised
American, who built a local
years and are now
dysfunctional. There hasn’t
been a basketball champion
sincetheerstwhile Bullets won
when Carter was president,
though the Mystics women’s
team did win it all this year.
The ice hockey Capitals have
only caught lightning in a puck
once, two years ago. The soccer
team, DC United, had sunk
into irrelevance for years until
it acquired Wayne Rooney and
a new stadium next to
Nationals Park, but even he
could not bring it a title. The
Nats, however, started coming
good but could never get past
the first round of the playoffs.
Washington is commonly
described as opelessly dividedh
but it is also a city much
changedfor the better. The
urban renaissance of the past
The UK government has given up in
Brussels, say EU diplomats. Ministers
either pursue an empty chair policy or
are “empty suits” contributing nothing
to debate. Dominic Raab, the macho
foreign secretary, made no friends
when he rushed into a recent informal
weekend meeting of EU foreign minis-
ters, made a cursory intervention on
Hong Kong and rushed out again.
“Needlessly offensive,” says an official
whowaspresent.
When Johnson finally achieved his
lifetime ambition of high office, many a
Eurocrat caught their breath. They
remember his xenophobic wisecracks,
especially the one comparing then
FrenchpresidentFrançoisHollandetoa
Colditz guard dealing out “punishment
beatings”inretaliationforBrexit.
The mot du jour for the new prime
ministeris“malin”—cunningorsly.But
although they don’t trust him, many
seemtolikehim.Hischarmisanasset,a
relief from President Emmanuel
Macron’simperiousstyle.
There is grudging respect, too, for the
premier’s strategy, squeezing Tory
Remainers and Eurosceptic “Spartans”
into supporting the withdrawal agree-
ment. His ditching of the Democratic
Unionist party displayed a killer
vision of a new “global Britain” outside
the EU’s single market and customs
union. The dozen or so top diplomats
and officials I saw in Brussels were
united on one point: there is an inescap-
able trade-off between access to the sin-
glemarketanddivergencefromitsrules
andstandards.
“There can be no cherry-picking,”
said one. “No access to our market with-
out access to your waters,” said another,
referringtothevexedquestionoffisher-
ies. In short, the level playing field in
Europe’s single market must be pre-
servedwithoutexception.
Johnson has boasted that he can
achieve the most ambitious trade deal
ever in record time, that is before the
end of 2020 when the transition of cur-
rent arrangements between the UK and
theEUcomestoanend.Thisispieinthe
sky,sayEUofficials.
In their estimation, the best Johnson
can hope for is a “bare bones” free trade
agreement with zero tariffs and zero
quotas — but with regulatory checks at
borders, which in turn negates the
friction-free trade UK-based business
desperately wants to preserve. The
omens are not good. Even Anglophile
countries such as Germany, the Nether-
lands and Sweden have been unnerved
by talk of creating a “Singapore on the
Thames”, watering down Euro-regula-
tions and unleashing competitive ani-
mal spirits. “The UK is too big and too
close to the continent,” says one Brexit
negotiator,“itcouldbetoosuccessful.”
Such sentiment reinforces suspicions
among the likes of Jacob Rees-Mogg, the
pinstriped Tory revolutionary who has
harrumphed about Britain’s “vassal”
status in the EU single market and cus-
toms union. But hardened negotiators
suchasBarnier—whowillbebackatthe
table next year — are adamant that
Europe will not be taken for suckers.
“Zero tariffs, zero quotas, zero dump-
ing,”hehastoldcolleagues.
Ideology is about to meet political
reality. The UK will have to make
hard choices. Singapore-style dereg-
ulation may appeal to one wing of the
Brexit-voting coalition in the Tory
shires, less so to theeconomically
vulnerableareas.
So will the UK choose a Norway-style
position in cleaving close to Europe, fol-
lowing EU regulations and standards at
the expense of an independent trade
policy? Or will it choose to be a junior
partnertotheUS,hopingforamorereli-
ableWhiteHousesuccessortoTrump?
At home, Brexit continues to redefine
domestic politics. Johnson’s deal creates
a border in the Irish Sea, bringing unifi-
cation between north and south of Ire-
landcloser.Scotland,underNicolaStur-
geon, is pushing for a second independ-
encereferendum.Brexithasuncorkeda
new strain of English nationalism. No
lessthantheunityoftheUKisatstake.
On the day of this month’s Brexit
agreement, late in the afternoon, my
cellphonerang.ItwasBorisJohnson.
He was studiously courteous, inquir-
ing if I had a few seconds to discuss his
deal. Well, prime minister, it’s going to
takeabitlongerthanthat,Isaid.
Johnson was well on top of his brief.
After 10 minutes of back and forth, it
was time to turn to the world after
Brexit. To govern is to choose. Which
waywouldhejump?
“The choice is not a binary one,” he
replied. In his mind, everything issui
generis. The UK could back Europe on
foreign policy issues such as Iran, take a
Singapore option on boosting the
pharma sector and carve out bespoke
trade deals with America and Europe.
Weagreetodisagree.
The “pick and mix” policy will not
pass muster, not when it comes down to
the detail. Brexit is arguably the most
complex divorce in history. Negotiating
a fresh relationship with Europe will
require more than bluff. That snapshot
of team UK and team Barnier should act
asareminder.
The UK desperately needs a new nar-
rative,onethatreunitesthecountryand
sets a course for whole- and half-
heartedEuropeansalike.Johnson’ssnap
election is a high-risk breakout strategy,
which could produce further fragmen-
tation rather than give him a clear man-
date. Whatever the outcome, hard
choices are unavoidable. And we have
onlyreachedthepointofdeparture.
LionelBarberiseditoroftheFinancial
Times
did he, to my knowledge, ever talk
about Britain leaving Europe. But his
message — repeated this month in his
post-Brexit deal address to the House of
Commons — has remained the same. “I
don’t think I’ve heard a single member
[of parliament] call for an ever closer
union or ever deeper integration or a
federal destiny —mon pays urope”,E
Johnson told MPs. “And there is a whole
side of that debate that you hear regu-
larly in other European capitals that is
simply absent from our national con-
versation and I don’t think that has
changedmuchinthepast30years.”
Johnson’s conclusion: the UK has
always comprised of “half-hearted
Europeans”, despite its love and respect
forEuropeancultureandcivilisation,its
sense of “shared destiny” and its contin-
uing commitment to be a guarantor of
peaceanddemocracyonthecontinent.
Ihavenoproblemwiththisportraitof
nationalambivalencetoEurope.Britain
did not suffer the trauma of defeat and
occupation in the second world war. As
an imperial power, it stood apart from
postwar political and economic recon-
struction in Europe. Britain enjoyed the
Commonwealth and, until Suez, special
statuswithAmerica.
My issue — as a wholehearted Euro-
pean — is how Johnson and others have
exaggerated the federalist gremlin,
ensuringithasloomedeverlargerinthe
Britishpsyche,defyingpoliticalreality.
The EU remains a hybrid, a mix of
national sovereignty in defence, foreign
policy and taxation, balanced against
supranational powers in competition
policy and monetary policy for the 19
members of the eurozone. Maastricht,
subsequently dismissed as an abomina-
tion, embodied this compromise which
stillholdsgoodtoday.MinustheUK,the
27 members of the EU are simply too
numerous and too diverse to form a
“UnitedStatesofEurope”.
Yet the Tory party under successive
prime ministers from Thatcher to Cam-
eron has wilfully ignored the facts.Its
constant mistake has been to misread
the Germans, especially Chancellor
Angela Merkel, and their enthusiasm
for“politicalunion”.
Continuedfrompage 1 Time and again, the British have
either assumed she was prepared to
take a great leap ahead on integration or
that she was willing to help the British
out of a tight spot of their own making.
Even at the height of her powers (and
they are waning as she enters her own
twilight zone), Merkel’s default position
has been to keep her options open and
defendtheGermannationalinterest.
Several Eurocrats interviewed for
this article agreed that the Brussels
summit in December 2011 marked a
turning point for British diplomacy.
France and Germany were battling to
secure agreement on a “fiscal compact”
to buttress the eurozone after the global
financial crisis. In the early hours of the
morning, Cameron, without forewarn-
ing, produced demands to protect the
City of London and threatened a veto if
hewasrebuffed.
European leaders, including Merkel,
were outraged. They saw this as a
domestic gambit to appease Euroscep-
tics on a matter of singular importance
to eurozone members. So they simply
ignored Cameron and secured an agree-
mentamongthemselves,outsidetheEU
treaties.TheUK’sbluffhadbeencalled.
The following Saturday, I bumped
into Cameron at the 75th birthday
party of a mutual friend in the grounds
of Windsor castle. “Don’t be too hard
on me,” said the prime minister,
visiblyshattered.
From there, it has been downhill fast.
A Conservative party in thrall to Nigel
Farage. Cameron’s botched Brexit refer-
endum. The dismal premiership of
TheresaMay,humiliatedathomeandin
Europe.ATorycivilwarwithoutmercy.
British influence has evaporated at a
speed that has shocked the most hard-
ened Eurocrats. “The most surreal
aspect [of Brexit] is that your political
class has gone rogue,” says a veteran
Brussels official, citing the breakdown
of co-operation between ministers and
civil servants, once Britain’s greatest
strength. “There is a complete discon-
nectwiththepoliticianswhodon’twant
to hear things any more. You now have
the worst possible opposition (Jeremy
Corbyn’s Labour party) and a terrible
government. Imagine if that happened
toGermany.”
instinct. After May, Johnson looks a
moreseriousproposition.
Several interviewed said they
admired Johnson’s performance at the
G7 summit in Biarritz in August. He
backed Europe on Iran, defended the
WorldTradeOrganizationandsoughtto
bridge differences with Trump’s Amer-
ica First trade policy. After his Brexit
deal, he spoke passionately to EU lead-
ers about his schoolboy days in Brussels
and his daughter singing to Beethoven’s
“Ode to Joy”, the European anthem. “It
was a beautiful moment,” says one
mildlyseducedEurocrat.
Yet all this counts for nothing if John-
son is unable to get his deal through the
House of Commons. It matters even less
if he fails to forge a new relationship
with the EU that protects the UK econ-
omy, given 44 per cent of total UK trade
iswiththecontinent.
The dilemma is how to reconcile the
European imperative with Johnson’s
Boris Johnson with European leaders at a Brussels summit in October —Reuters
Ideology is about to
meet political reality.
The UK will have to
make hard choices
The point of departure
Bill Butcher
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