“You want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like
a flooring inspector.” The lookout is the first
character you meet, and while he plays such a
small part in the story as a whole, his snide retorts
are typical of the kind of thinly-veiled contempt
Gibberish (“Guybrush!”) will be met with throughout
his adventure.CLASSIC INTRO
On Mêlée Island, sword fights between pirates are
decided not by sparring skills, but by razor-sharp
wit. After learning numerous insults and retorts
while practicing with the local drunkards, Droopface
(“Threepwood!”) challenges the Sword Master, and
has to counter her brand-new barbs with the most
appropriate of his learned responses.CLASSIC WEAPON
01 Mêlée Island is host to the game’s first
chapter. Many pirates of low moral fibre call
this remote Caribbean island their home.
02 We’re outside the governess’ mansion,
where the Fabulous Idol lurks within. But
before we can even think about pilfering it,
we’ve got the problem of her deadly attack
poodles to deal with...