THIS MONTH’S
HITS & MISSES
BY → MARC SNETIKER @MARCSNETIKER
A star
is reborn.
Two,
actually.
The cutest
little Nazi since
the guy in Sound
of Music who kept
telling everyone he
was turning 18Divorced
couple
stays
together
for kid.If you’re not
gonna invite
Dean Cain, you at
least owe us two
Teri Hatchers.
Stranger
Things star
asks barber
for an Eleven,
accidentally
gets a Two.
Sexy
Mr. Rogers
costume confirms:
The neighborhood
is getting a
Frederick’s of
Hollywood.New Watchmen
series set in a world
without internet and
cell phones, a devastat-
ing blow to fans already
planning to complain
about the new
Watchmen series.R.I.P. BoJack,
who taught us
more about being
a man than we ever
knew and more
about being a horse
than we ever
wanted to.GoT prequel
to follow eerily
prescient downfall
of incestuous
political family that
lies about things
being on fire.NBC is
rebooting Saved
by the Bell and
we’re guessing
we know how
one person feels
about it.Vinyl expected
to outsell CDs
for first time in over
30 years, meaning
people under
30 will finally under-
stand what the
Grammy statue is.Happy 50th
anniversary to
Scooby-Doo!
FYI, Velma:
It does get
b et ter.Amazon adds
Samuel L. Jackson
voice for Alexa, who
now only responds
to questions about
the weather with
“Bitch, you tell me.”In the
beginning,
God said, “Let
there be Light,”
and then so did
Ryan Murphy.Thank
you to this
woman for
“Sorry to
this man.”Billy Joel
signs deal to
turn songs into
TV anthology series.
Spoiler: We’ll
finally find out
who DID start
the fire.Scholastic
announces
worst-named
thing in Hunger
Games since
Katniss.Well,
at least
Gemini Man
sold two
tickets.