2019-10-01 Singapore Tatler

CONCIERGE / Tatlergraph

EARTH WARRIOR

Here’s how you can do your part to save the planet for future generations

LONG-TERM

SHORT-TERM

LOW- COST

HIGH-COST

4

INVEST IN MEAT-FREE

MANUFACTURING

COMPANIES TO PLEASE

YOUR VEGAN WIFE

3

GET YOUR FAMILY INTO

SWAPPING WARDROBES WITH

EACH OTHER SINCE THERE ARE

ENOUGH CLOTHES TO LAST

EVERYONE A CENTURY

4

INVEST IN A FLEET

OF BICYCLES AND

PUT YOUR SUPERCAR

COLLECTION UP

FOR AUCTION

2

PREACH TO YOUR KOBE

BEEF-LOVING FRIENDS THAT

COWS—AND HENCE, THEY—

ARE PARTLY THE REASON

WHY THE EARTH IS DYING

6

CONVERT YOUR PRIVATE

ISLAND RESORT INTO

A CONSERVATION CENTRE

FOR ENDANGERED WILDLIFE

5

BUILD A MINI RESERVOIR

IN YOUR FRONT YARD

TO COLLECT RAINWATER

THAT YOUR FAMILY CAN USE

5

BUILD YOUR OWN

HYDROGEN-POWERED

AIRCRAFT TO BRING YOU

AND YOUR ENTOURAGE

AROUND THE WORLD

6

CONVERT YOUR WINE

CELLAR INTO AN INDOOR

HYDROPONIC FARM TO

GROW YOUR OWN FOOD

2

PREACH TO YOUR STAFF

YOUR PLAN FOR 2020:

MANDATORY ANNUAL

COMPANY TRIPS TO CLEAN UP

BEACHES WORLDWIDE

IMAGES: 123RF

1

OPT TO TRAVEL LIGHT

AND SQUEEZE ALL

YOUR ESSENTIALS INTO

FIVE PIECES OF LUGGAGE

INSTEAD OF 15 LIKE YOU USED TO

1

OPT TO PAY THE TAXES OF THOSE

WHO VOTE FOR YOU IN YOUR

NEXT PRESIDENTIAL RUN, WHERE

YOU WILL BE PUSHING FOR

ENVIRONMENTAL POLICIES

3

GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY

OF DIOR’S REUSABLE

GOLD-PAINTED GLASS STRAWS

BECAUSE YOU’VE SWORN OFF

SINGLE-USE PLASTICS

50 singapore tatler. october 2019