2019-11-01 Cosmopolitan

There are only so many long blonde beach waves to go around, okay?

By HANNAH CHAMBERS

Which hot Blake Lively alter

ego is your alter ego?

I not-so-

subtly con-

vince them

to drop mad

$$$ on a

gift for me.

You’re spending a lot of time

Define the

relationship

tragically

early and

push them

away.

Me?

Dating?

LOL. No.

Only if the

conditions

are literally

ideal: perfect

outfit, good

weather,

100 percent

phone

battery.

Would you consider yourself

a partier?

All the

contacts in

my phone

are club

promoters.

I mean,

I enjoy a

glass of

wine

sometimes.

The closest

Nordstrom

with my

partner

in crime.

(Which

is...my credit

card.)

You need a new jacket.

What’s your first stop?

That dusty

thrift shop

where

everything

smells like

cats.

Def going to

DM this

suuuper-cool

vintage

account

I follow on

IG. They’ll

hook it up.

I’m black-

listed from

Uber. It’s a

long story.

Tonight, you’re going by

a different name. How come?

Some

freaky role-

playing

shit. Wanna

hear

about it?

I have an

overdue

library

book, but

I just need

to check

out one

more thing!

Adali e

3

FROM

The Age of Adaline

She’s been single for, like,

80 years (literally). You

know how people joke about

wanting to blow off plans

and stay home with

snacks and face masks?

That’s you every day.

Serena

van der

Wo

odsen

2

FROM

Gossip Girl

The OG Upper East Side It

Girl, S practically invented

underage debauchery.

Your life looks as flawless,

but on the inside, you’re

kind of a vodka soda–

crushing hot mess.

1

Emily

Nelson Bowman

FROM

A Simple Favor

Emily’s a con artist with

a dope fashion PR job. As

for you, you hardly ever

text people back, you

h a v e 10 d i f f e m a i l s f o r

free trials, and you never

say no to a promo code.

HERE

Blake has a new movie coming out called The Rhythm Section.

We regret to inform you that she will not be playing a charming blonde.

DISCLAIMER!

3

1

2

3

1

2

End up here

twice or stuck in

a loop? You’re

a settled-down

Serena.

EMILY

ADALINE

SERENA

18 Cosmopolitan November 2019

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