2019-09-01 Cosmopolitan South Africa

A bacon-egg-and-cheese

won’tsaveyounow– butwewill

What your

weirdest

hangover symptoms

actually mean

Whenin

doubt,take

a nap.

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Is it weird

thatI *must*callmy

momtotellherI loveher?

Boozelowersinhibitions,

unleashingallyourfeels,

sayspsychotherapistMiyume

McKinley,andthiscancarry

overto thedayafter.Justsave

the‘ILY’foryourmama,

notyourex.

Diarrhoea.

Allthediarrhoea.

Adultbevscanspeedup

yourdigestion,causingyour

bodyto ... letit allout.‘Eating

sometoastwithnutbutter

willhelpsafeguardagainst

stomachissues,’says

nutritionistBrigitte

Zeitlin.

Mylegsdon’t

seemtofunction

aslegsanymore

Guzzlinga fewtoomany

canhavea toxiceffecton

yourmuscles,whichsometimes

leadsto painfulcramping.

Takeit extremelyeasy.This

is whatNetflixwas

made for.

Whydoes my

hangover wake me

beforemy alarm?

Alcoholmaymake you PTFO,

butit alsoreduces your time in

REMsleep.As the liquor wears

off,you’llwake up more often

andearlier. The fix?

Chug water.

Uh...how’dmy

facegetsopuffy?

‘Sincedrinkingis dehydrating,

yourbodytriesto retainwater,

makingyoulookbloated,’says

ChrystalKelly,leadaesthetician

at FaceHausin theUS.Put

twocoldspoonsonyour

eyelidsto help.

P E R M I S S I O N

G R A N T E D

TBH, after last night, you

probably expected the about-

to-vom vibes. These other,

out-of-nowhere situations ...

not so much. Here, experts

explain the very strange (yet

very common) issues ruining

your Sunday morning. Tequila

sends her sincere apologies.

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PHOTOGRAPHY

KATE MOORE

COMPILED BY

JESSICA GOODMAN