60 ■ POPULAR WOODWORKINGFlexner on Finishing
PHOTOSBYTHE^ AUTHORThere are probably more
myths surrounding furniture pol-
ishes than any other single aspect of
wood fi nishing. What makes this top-
ic confusing are the often-silly claims
of manufacturers. They range from
half-truths, such as “furniture polish
preserves the fi nish,” to outright
absurdities, such as “furniture polish
replaces the natural oils in wood.”
The success of the furniture pol-
ish industry in convincing millions
of consumers that there’s oil in
wood that needs replacing with a pe-
troleum-distillate product through a
fi nish that’s there to keep liquids out
of the wood has to rank among the
great scams of American marketing.
Deceptive marketing has shifted
the emphasis away from the real ben-
efi ts of furniture polish as an aid in
dusting, cleaning and adding a pleas-
ant scent to a room (more important
to consumers than you might think).
In addition, some polish manufac-
turers have totally misrepresented
the benefi cial role of wax. Instead of
pointing out its long-lasting shine
and wear resistance, they have made
wax into a problem, claiming that it
keeps wood from breathing by stop-
ping up its pores, and that it builds
up to create a smeary surface.
It took me years to work my way
through the myths. But when I did, I
realized how easy furniture polishes
are to understand. This is because
there are only three types – four if
you include wax.
Keep in mind that it’s not the
wood that is being cared for. It’s the
fi nish, and all fi lm-building fi nish-
es, except shellac, are plastics, and
shellac acts like a plastic. So the most
important things a person can do are
to keep the plastic shielded from UV
light (which causes cracking) and
reduce abuse (scratches and dings).Products
There are four categories of furni-
ture-care products: clear polishes,
emulsion polishes, silicone polishes
and wax. Within each category, the
only signifi cant diff erences are scent
and color (if these are added).
Clear polishes are usually com-
posed entirely of slow-evaporating
petroleum distillates, but they may
contain related solvents such as cit-
rus or turpentine. Just as you would
expect from your understanding of
paint thinner, clear polishes clean
grease and remove wax, but they
don’t remove water-soluble dirt
such as soft-drink spills or sticky
fi ngerprints.
Most clear polishes are packagedin plastic containers, which makes
identifi cation easy – the liquid
can be seen as clear. Because clear
polishes evaporate off the surface
within a few hours, they aren’t eff ec-
tive at adding long-lasting shine or
scratch resistance.
Emulsion polishes are a combi-
nation of petroleum distillates and
water, and are always milky-white in
color. The combination makes these
polishes fairly eff ective at clean-
ing both grease and water-soluble
dirt. But because the ingredients
evaporate rapidly, these polishes
also don’t add long-lasting shine or
scratch resistance.
Most emulsion polishes are pack-
aged in aerosols and are easily iden-1
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Understanding Furniture Polishes
By Bob Flexner
There are only four categories, so it’s easy.
1 There are four types of furni-
ture-care products. From the left
are examples of clear polishes,
emulsifi ed polishes, silicone polishes
and paste wax.
2 It’s ultra-violet light that is primar-
ily responsible for the deterioration
of fi nishes. Notice the middle of this
100-year-old drawer front where the
pull had blocked the UV light. The
fi nish is nearly like new.