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151 12 3 11 14 4★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor6.00 AM On the Buses
6.30 The Darling Buds of May
9.45 Agatha Christie’s Poirot
10.55 Midsomer Murders Small
Mercies: A body is found tied
down in a miniature village.
12.55 PM The Creeper:
Guest stars Rik Mayall.
2.55 The Great and the Good:
Barnaby investigates the
murder of a local councillor.
4.55 PM Foyle’s War The French
Drop: When a man’s remains
are found, Foyle is drawn into
the world of espionage.8.00 Nothing to Declare Two
further editions following
the work of customs
offi cers in Australia’s
biggest airports.8.00 Without a Trace Crash
and Burn: 21/24.
A stuntman who had
recently changed his
will goes missing. (S8)8.00 Mr Bean A quiet stroll in
the park turns into a
battle with a wasp.
8.35 Mr Bean jets off on
a holiday of a lifetime.6.00 AM The Real A&E
7.00 Paramedics
9.00 Highway Cops
10.00 Highway Patrol
11.00 Motorway Patrol
12.00 NOON Brit Cops: Law &
Disorder Five editions of the
series focusing on the work
of the City of London police.
5.00 PM Nothing to Declare Four
editions of the documentary
series following the work
following the lives of customs
and immigration officers in
Australia’s biggest airports.6.00 AM Storm City Earthquakes.
7.00 The Guest Wing
8.00 David Attenborough’s
Conquest of the Skies
11.00 CSI 1/23. (S1)
12.00 NOON CSI 2/23. (S1)
1.00 PM CSI Triple bill of the
detective drama. (S1)
4.00 Without a Trace 16/24.
Elena’s daughter is abducted.
5.00 17/24. An eminent
senator disappears.
6.00 19/24. Jack discovers
Samantha has been secretly
searching for her sister. (S5)7.10 AM A Sharp Intake of Breath
7.35 We Have Been Watching
8.30 Still Open All Hours
11.40 Miranda
12.20 PM Miranda
2.20 Only Fools and Horses
As shown at 7.20pm.
4.00 Christmas special from- Trotters Independent
Traders embark on a
booze cruise to France.
5.40 Christmas special from - Del and Rodney have
two weeks to find cash to
pay the Inland Revenue.
10.00 Criminal Minds Nanny
Dearest: 21/24. The team
investigate a murderer
who has been killing
childminders. (S8)7.00 Nothing to Declare
Double bill following
the work of customs
offi cers in Australia’s
biggest airports.7.00 Without a Trace
Skin Deep: 20/24.
A mixed-race boy is
kidnapped. Guest
stars Chad Everett.7.20 Only Fools and Horses
Christmas special from- The brothers jet off
to Monte Carlo fi ve years
after achieving their
dream of becoming
millionaires – only for
a dodgy deal to see
them heading home.
7.00 Midsomer Murders
Not in My Back Yard:
A planning dispute leads
to murder after a woman
suspects her neighbours
are involved in a
money-making
development scam.
Guest stars Hugo Speer.7.00 Rugby World Cup 2019
Highlights Jill Douglas
presents action from the
latest fi xtures including
Japan v Ireland.9.00 Criminal Minds Alchemy:
20/24. Severed limbs are
found left on a native
American reservation in
South Dakota’s Rapid City.9.00 FILM The Wizard of Lies
Drama starring Robert De
Niro and Michelle Pfeiffer.
A feature-length account
of Bernie Madoff’s Ponzi
scheme, one of the
biggest cases of fi nancial
fraud in US history. (2017,
15, 133min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●9.00 Gavin & Stacey
Everyone reunites
at Neil’s christening.
9.40 Stacey ensures
Gavin sticks to his promise
while she fi nds a new job.
10.20 Two Pints of Lager and
a Packet of Crisps Gaz
and Donna manage to
ruin Janet’s dinner party.9.00 Endeavour Cartouche: A
mysterious death casts a
sinister pall over a veteran
fi lm star’s visit to a local
cinema, and a family visit
puts DCI Thursday’s
hospitality to the test.9.05 FILM Lethal Weapon 3
Comedy action thriller
sequel with Mel Gibson.
The mismatched LA cop
partners pursue a violent
gunrunner. With Rene
Russo and Joe Pesci.
(1992, 15, 118min) ★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●7.00 AM The Chase USA
10.00 Babylon 5
1.00 PM Babylon 5 (S2 )
3.00 Stargate SG-1 (S6)
7.00 Stargate SG-1
Metamorphosis: 16/22.
The team hear a
disturbing report. (S6)
8.00 Road Wars A naked
man refuses to leave
his car bonnet.
9.00 Temple 3/8. Daniel finds
he is moving far away
from the man he
thought he was. (S1)
10.00 Frayed 1/6. A London
housewife confronts her
past when she returns
to her hometown in
Australia. (S1)
11.00 S.W.A.T. 14/23. (S2)
12.00 M’T A League of
Their Own
1.00 AM The Reluctant
Landlord 4/6. (S2)
1.30 The Blacklist (S6)
2.30 Manifest 9/16. (S1)
3.30 Monkey Business
4.00 to 6.00 AM
Animal House6.00 AM Nothing to Declare
9.00 60 Minute Makeover
1.00 PM 60 Minute
Makeover Triple bill.
4.00 The Chase Celebrity
Special Double bill.
6.00 Police Force: Australia
7.00 Caught Red Handed
An ex-policeman who
caught those who had
taken a charity tin.
7.40 A disabled
pensioner deceived in
his home by a supposed
Good Samaritan.
8.20 Cases include a
family who receive an
unwelcome visitor.
9.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime^
10.00 The Force: Manchester
11.00 Banged Up Abroad
12.00 M’T Road Wars
1.00 AM Brit Cops:
Law & Disorder
2.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime
4.00 to 6.00 AM Caught
Red Handed7.10 AM Top Gear
9.00 American Pickers
12.00 NOON Hurricane Man
1.00 PM Cops UK:
Bodycam Squad
2.00 Cop Car Workshop
3.00 Scrapyard Supercar
4.00 Top Gear
6.00 Would I Lie to You?
The Unseen Bits
6.40 Would I Lie to You?
At Christmas
7.20 Would I Lie to You?
8.00 Not Going Out
Lucy’s first love
reappears on the scene.
8.40 Lucy looks after
her god-daughter.
9.20 The gang all
spend a weekend on
Frank’s new boat.
10.00 FILM Casino Drama.
(1995, 18, 178min) ★★★
1.40 AM Alan Davies:
As Yet Untitled
2.35 Live at the Apollo
3.35 to 4.00 AM The
Indestructibles7.00 AM Real Housewives of
New Jersey Double bill.
8.50 Be Tasty
9.00 LittleBe
12.00 NOON Cake Wars
12.55 PM Absolutely Ascot
1.55 The Only Way Is Essex
2.55 The Real Housewives
of Cheshire Double bill.
5.00 Sam and Billie Faiers:
The Mummy Diaries
6.00 Dinner Date
9.00 Botched Terry Dubrow
helps a woman who had
a double mastectomy in
order to beat cancer.
10.00 Ibiza Weekender
Imogen decides to tell
her boyfriend that she
kissed another man.
11.00 David sets
about putting together
a new team of reps.
12.00 M’T The Real
Housewives of
New York City
1.00 to 1.55 AM Love Island
USA New edition6.00 AM World of Sport
6.10 The Protectors
6.40 The Motorbike Show
7.25 The Big Fish Off
8.25 Monster Carp
9.30 ITV Racing: Opening Show
10.30 Goals of the 70s
10.40 River Monsters
11 .1 0 FILM Tobruk (1967) ★★★- 3 0 PM LIVE ITV Racing From
Newmarket and Haydock park.
4.00 Made in Britain
5.00 Goodwood Revival Highlights
6.00 The Car Years
8.00 AM Friends
11.30 Impractical Jokers
11.00 FILM Angus, Thongs
and Perfect Snogging
Teen comedy starring
Georgia Groome,
Aaron Johnson and
Alan Davies. (2008,
12, 100min) ★★★★- 3 0 PM Friends (S5,2&1)
9.00 Kevin Bridges Live:
The Story Continues
The popular comedian
performs in Glasgow.
10.00 FILM Kevin & Perry
Go Large Comedy
starring Harry Enfield
and Kathy Burke.
(2000, 15, 82min) ★★
11.40 FILM Hot Tub Time
Machine 2 Comedy
starring Rob Corddry
and Craig Robinson.
(2015, 15, 93min) ★
1.40 AM South Park
3.30 Lip Sync Battle
3.55 to 5.00 AM
Impractical Jokers
3411.00 Criminal Minds 22/24. (S8)
12.00 M’T CSI 5/23. An American
football player is suspected of
murdering his coach. (S10)
1.00 AM Road Wars
3.00 Brit Cops: Law & Disorder
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Nothing to Declare11.25 Ray Donovan 3/12.
Ray is faced with a difficult
moral dilemma. (S3)
12.35 AM 4/12. The
hard-edged LA fixer faces a
tough challenge. (S3)
1.45 Midnight Sun 6&7/8. (S1)
4.05 to 6.00 AM The Guest Wing11.00 Two Pints of Lager and a
Packet of Crisps Double bill.
12.20 AM The Mighty Boosh
2.10 Two Pints of Lager and a
Packet of Crisps Janet runs
into a former boyfriend.
2.40 to 4.00 AM
The Mighty Boosh11.00 A Touch of Frost True
Confessions: A woman’s body
is pulled from the river,
reminding Frost that he
investigated the death of her
husband’s first wife years ago.
1.10 to 2.00 AM
Classic Emmerdale11.25 FILM Jaws 2 Adventure
thriller sequel starring Roy
Scheider, Lorraine Gary and
Murray Hamilton. Another
shark returns to terrorise
the small town of Amity.
(1978, PG, 115min) ★★★
1.50 to 2.50 AM The Sweeney3.00 Brit Cops:Law & Disorder 6.00 Without a Trace 9.00 Gavin & Stacey 7. 00 Midsomer Murders 8.00 Mr BeanGet^6
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