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SMELLSFISHY
“When I was in Crete
I thought I was saying
‘no ish’ as I am allergic.
But the waiter came out
with a plate full of ish.
They thought I said,
‘dishes with ish’.”
Selina Rowse
LOOKING AN ASS
“During a visit to Peru,
I politely asked if
I could have some
‘burro’. I now know
that Spanish for
butter is ‘mantequilla’...
and that ‘burro’
means ‘donkey’.”
Paul Strange
IT’S THE BOMB
“In Barcelona we
ordered two pastries
that we thought were
called‘bomberos’.It
turnsoutwewanted
‘bombas’–andwehad
askedforiremen.”
DonnaMichael
Thehighlight:NothingbeatsseeingtheGreat
Wallinpersoninallitswell-preservedglory.
Iwouldhighlyrecommendgettingthecablecar
uptogetbetterviewsandtomaximiseyourtime
onthewall.Thequeuesarelong,butit’sworthit
totoboggandownfromtheGreatWall.
Mustsee:Xi’anCityWallsatnight.These
well-preservedwallsarearound13.7kmlong
andoerfantasticviewsoverthecity.Theyare
mostincredibleatnightwhenthetemplesare
litupandit’slesscrowded.And,ofcourse,no
visittoXi’anwouldbecompletewithoutvisiting
theTerracottaWarriors.
Toptip:ThelocalsdonotspeakmuchEnglish.I’d
recommenddownloadingaChinesetranslation
apptocommunicatemoreeasily,especiallywith
taxidriversorwhenbargaininginmarkets.
Goonlinetoshareyour
traveltalesonournext
topic:‘Lostintransit’
Cautionarytale:Keepinmindtheinternetis
censoredinChinaandaccesstocommonsites
suchasGoogleormostsocialmediasitessuch
asFacebookarebanned.
IwishI’dknown...Localslovetakingyourphoto.
EverywhereIwentpeoplewouldtryandsneakin
apicturewhentheythoughtyouwerenotlooking
orelsecomeupdirectlytoyouaskingforone!
Thishappenedsurprisinglyeverywhereevenin
busyTiananmenSquareinBeijing.
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ALICE’S CHINA
SECRET
“There’s a strict bag check at
the train and tram stations,
especially for tourists and
spray perfumes of any size
are not allowed on high-
speed bullet trains. I found
out the hard way and lost
an expensive perfume!”
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