2019-10-01 Cosmopolitan

There’s no less certain time!

Wanna feel stressed?

Play our board game!

By JULIA PUGACHEVSKY

minefield

and second

Shiiit, girl.

The next-

day butter-

flies have

you feel-

ing all tin-

gly inside.

The texting

banter you two have

rn? Actual fire.

They call

you to find

out how

your day

was. You

hate talk-

ing on the

phone, but

you pick up

anyway.

Ah, the post-good-first-date

bubble of what-the-hell-is-

going-to-happen. You know,

our collective favorite

time of regressive “rules”

and confusing mixed

signals! For fun, because

we’re masochists, we

plotted it out in a maze.

Grab a pen and enjoy!

Um

, (^) y
ou
(^) s
ee
th
ey
(^) ju
st
up
da
te
d
th
ei
r (^) d
at
in
g
pr
of
ile
.
G
ue
ss
(^) it
’s
ba
ck
(^) to
(^) s
wi
p-
in
g
fo
r (^) y
ou
.
lust
Bu
t^ t
w
o^
da
ys
p
as
s^
an
d.
..
cr
ic
ke
ts
.
Yo
u’r
e^
in
th
e^
gh
os
t^ z
on
e.
START
You know
that
b e t w e e n
the first
date?
98 Cosmopolitan October 2019