This is an @ to all you front-claspers out there.
By SARAH WELDON
The way you put on your bra
seriously says SO much about you
- You put
your arms
through
before clasp-
ing it in the
back...
You’re a ninja at
work, getting shit
done without
trash-talking your
office nemesis.
Sure, you’ve got
opinions, but you
prefer a subtler
subtweet style.
#ClassyBetch - You clasp
it in the back,
then p u t
your arms
through...
High-key depend-
able and nurtur-
ing—you’re like
the human
version of your
parents’ cable
log-on and an
SPF moisturizer
combined. We
don’t know you,
but we’d date you
and let ya meet
our dog children. - You clasp
it, then STEP
INTO IT...
First of all:
What?! Sec-
ondly, even
though your bra
routine is maybe
the most extra
thing ever, you
avoid a red lip,
thirst trapping,
and anything
else that draws
attention. Your
casual personal-
ity makes you
a delight to
be around, and
we’re pretty
sure the sun
does shine out
of your ass. - You clasp
it in the front
and twist it
around...
You’re obsessed
with personal
presentation.
Exhibit A: Your
IG grid is per-
fectly curated
with the same
VSCO filter (C1,
FTW). Only buy-
ing bras with an
actual front
clasp? You’re a
control freak—in
a cute way. - You clasp
it before pull-
ing it over
your head...
You are incredi-
bly chill and love
le simple things,
like your daily
vanilla latte.
That’s why you
have rolled with
the same crew
for years and
should definitely
get a No New
Friends tat on
your face. Sorry,
we don’t make
the rules.
Watch out: Your bra
is bringing the receipts.
Karen Donaldson,
body-language
coach and author
of Speak Like You
Breathe
OUR^
EXPERT
you
22 Cosmopolitan October 2019
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TA
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