2019-10-01 Cosmopolitan

She decides to be

That Girl and throw

her drink in your

face. (Markle would

never!) You round up

the squad and remove

your classy self from

this narrative. Scary-

movie marathon > this

scary party.

THE END

You end up making

out with him. It’s not

your fault you’re

weirdly attracted

to a pencil-thin

mustache and

eyeliner. Will you

regret this? Maybe,

but it’s Halloween.

For now, you’re

cool with getting

his makeup all over

your face.

THE END

He finds you half an hour later to apologize

for acting strange and offers to get you another

drink. You say yes because double-fisting is

your favorite activity, and you proceed to talk

the rest of the night. He definitely wasn’t as

much of a dud as you thought, thank god.

THE END

B.

In your tipsy haze,

you decide he’s

actually kinda cute,

and his Prince

costume is pretty

legit. Did he make

it hims e l f? T h a t ’s a

skill. So you give

him another shot

(metaphorically

and literally).

J U MP TO 5

A.
Immediately hit a
different party with
your girlfriends. You
guys have fun wherever,
and it’s not worth
avoiding him the rest of
the night.
T H E E N D

Your best friend notices

you’re MIA and sends

a “WYA?” She finds

you in the black hole

of emotion that is

Instagram-stalking in

the loo. She blasts some

Lizzo on her phone,

pulls you out, and helps

you carry on like the

duchess you are.

THE END

W

ha

tev

er

you

do,

don’t

make

out^ w

ithA

aro

nS

am

ue

ls.

Fact: Lizzo is the cure for any

Halloween nightmare.

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