2019-10-01 Cosmopolitan UK

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H

ow

po

sh^ are y

ou

?

As the Downton Abbey film hits cinemas, follow

our jolly good flowchart to find out if you could

rub shoulders with Lady Mary. What-ho!

OMG literally yah

You onceshoppedatJack

Wills andhadUggboots,but

you’lltakethattothegrave

Now you

pretendt

cider.No

mustkno

yoursecr

Downton

character

match:

Matthew

Crawley

All aboard my yacht

You may wear loafers with

no socks, but to the royals

you’restilla “commoner”.

Yourfavouritehauntsare

anywhe

cansho

“MATE”

verylo

Downto

charact

match:

Lady

Edith

Lady Golly Gosh III

You’re so posh that even

the very word “posh” has

you turningyour nose

straightuptowards

thebaro

filigreeo

drawing-

ceiling.

Downton

characte

match:T

Dowage

Countes

Not sure I like loafers

You’re an everyman, happy

to use words like “toilet”,

“movie” and“Uber”

(frowneduponin posh

circles), andy

watch MadeI

Chelsealikei

Attenboroug

Downton

character

match:

Lavinia

Swire

you

In

t’s

gh.

Bloody good

bants!

YOU'RE

HAVING A VERY

FUN TIME OUT WITH

FRIENDS.HOW

WOULDYOU

DESCRIBETHE

NIGHT?

ethattothegrave.

wearUniqlo and

o like

one

w

et.

r

ereyou

out

”very,

udly.

on

ter

que

n your

• room

n

er

The

er

s

Redtrousers,

a gilet,Hunter

welliesandlashings

ofmascara(only

insidetheM25,

obviously!).

Jeansand

a nicetop,

whatelse?

Writing them

a thank-you

note on scented

Texting them headed paper.

a thumbs-up

emoji.

Spray tans

and happy

hour!

The names

of my best

chums.

Theunsightly

beastnextto

my Aga.

An

extravagance.

Anaggressive

yeast

infection.

Mate, it was

mental.

Er...

Harry Potter

spells? Niche

Teletubbies?

What or who do you

think candida is?

After staying at

a friend’s house you

say thank you by...

You’re trying to decide

what to wear for a

weekend night out.

What do you go for?

A dishwasher is...

Your Tinder bio lists

your hobbies as...

Golly, every

night’s a night

out!

Regattas, polo

and using cash

as barbecue

kindling.

WORDS DANIELLA SCOTT. PHOTOGRAPHS MOVIESTILLSDB.COM, ALAMY, GETTY IMAGES

Squiz, Boffo, Wigpert

and Figgy are all...

She’s a Lady and

daughter of

a Countess,

of course.