130 september 2019
A friend’s five-year-old
saw a rhino and called it
a ‘battle unicorn’. Can we
let five-year-olds christen
new species please?
@zoesZooYouTubeSon: I want `1,000 for
buying groceries, Dad.
Dad: In my day, I would
go into a shop with ` 10
and return with a bag
full of groceries.
Son: But Dad, we
can’t do that today.
The shops are full of
CCTV cameras!
—ashwin BM, MysuruA husband and wife, who
own a circus, walk into an
adoption agency looking
to adopt a child.
“Are you sure the circus
is the best place for a
child?” asks the social
worker. “I mean, all those
dangerous animals, the
constant travelling ... ”
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