New Zealand Listener - 09.07,2019

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SEPTEMBER 7 2019 LISTENER 7


find out what would encour-


age or discourage them from


participating in reducing crop


wastage and growing our


economy in this way.


That means looking at


the opportunity from their


perspective and finding out


what would make the task


meaningful, appealing and


rewarding (in ways other than


financial), then being prepared


to change the job specs within


cost limits.


Andrea Barnett


(Wellington)


REVIVING RANGINUI WALKER


Moana Swan (Letters, August



  1. thinks Ranginui Walker


spoke for all of us, but he


certainly did not speak for me.


His “punch a Pākehā in the


mouth” and other utterances


border on hate speech. Her


story of the English gentleman


is a good one gladly unspoiled


by the truth. The fly whisk is a


giveaway.


Deadly enemies from the


1940s have been able to reach


peace and some forgiveness.


Why do Walker’s supporters


still harbour resentment from


the 1840s?


Don Boswell
(Eastbourne)


LUSH CRUSH


Greg Dixon and Michele


Hewitson’s adventures at Lush


Places (Good Life) have gripped


the nation for some time now


and I can’t wait for the TV


series. But I do worry at times.


Perhaps there’s something in


the water. Of late, we’ve had


Michele chatting to the irises,


harmless enough in itself, and


Greg’s crappy-jeans crisis.


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institution. In the 1930s, he
was a mechanic working for
civil engineering firm John
Mowlem in London. Its home
base was on the Thames
Embankment, near where the
Tate gallery stands and on
the site now occupied by the
Millbank Tower.
At some point, the firm had
a contract working on the
roadway outside Harrods, dig-
ging where major sewers ran.
Dad was assigned to pump
maintenance. As he told it,
the excavations disturbed a
sewer line, and from it came
the largest rat any witness had
ever seen.
It exited the hole and ran
across the pavement into Har-
rods via a revolving door. After
a few seconds, a stream of very
agitated customers, mainly
female, rapidly left the shop in
real and apparent distress (my
father’s description was more
vivid but less printable).
A search for the rat was

instituted by brave staff and
some police officers and it
was isolated in part of the
premises. Meanwhile, one
of the Mowlem workers had
been dispatched to home base
where there was a rifle range (I
can vouch for the existence of
these facilities in the City as I
used one regularly in the Uni-
lever building in the 1960s) to
get a small-bore rifle to deal
with the massive rodent. This
execution duly took place, the
body was removed, and Har-
rods reopened for business.
The story ended with the
line that Harrods had tried to
sue Mowlem’s over the loss of
business due to carelessness
in allowing the miscreant to
escape and wreak havoc. The
action apparently failed.
I have never attempted to
verify the story, but every time
I went past Harrods, I couldn’t
resist a chuckle.
Dave Smissen
(Marton)

Now (August 31), Michele
sees herself as the Pied Piper of
sheep in an unhealthy, touchy-
feely sort of way. Really,
Michele, just as everything
seemed to be settling down,
you go and spoil it all by
saying something sheepish like
I love ewe. I hate to think what
Wal, our Footrot Flats hero,
would have said.
Dean Donoghue
(Pāpāmoa Beach)

RATS TO HARRODS
Andrew Anthony’s story about
his experience at Harrods
(Bulletin, August 31) brings
to mind one my father used
to tell involving that British


  1. Which musician’s 1983 debut
    solo album is titled She’s So
    Unusual?
    ❑Cyndi Laup er
    ❑Joan Jett
    ❑Madonna
    ❑Patti Smith

  2. True or false? It’s possible to
    walk between Russia and the
    United States.
    ❑True
    ❑False

  3. Which of these toys or
    games first went on sale?
    ❑Ouija board
    ❑Magic 8-Ball
    ❑Rubik’s Cube
    ❑Monopoly

  4. True or false? The publishing
    of blasphemous material is a
    crime in New Zealand.
    ❑True
    ❑False
    5. Which of these car models
    features in the Harry Potter
    series?
    ❑Vauxhall Viva
    ❑Ford Anglia
    ❑Hillman Hunter
    ❑Morris Oxford
    6. Which of these words
    describes a group of fish
    swimming together in a
    co-ordinated way?
    ❑School
    ❑Swirl
    ❑Shoal
    ❑Swarm
    7. Which of these films starred
    George Lazenby as James
    Bond?
    ❑You Only Live Twice
    ❑On Her Majesty’s Secret
    Service
    ❑The Spy Who Loved Me
    ❑For Your Eyes Only
    8. The Scottish island of Lewis
    and Harris is famous for
    making what kind of product?
    ❑Puppets
    ❑Cheese
    ❑Tweed
    ❑Pottery
    9. Which of these countries was
    not formerly part of French
    Indochina?
    ❑Cambodia
    ❑Laos
    ❑Vietnam
    ❑Myanmar
    10. What feature of a shirt was
    named after the British officer
    Lord Raglan?
    ❑Sleeve
    ❑Collar
    ❑Pocket
    ❑Cuff


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